Mom’s calendar 2uilt show Gang shit

The refrigerator in my garage is the Backrooms, to me

Friday plans

Look, my middle name is Wayne too, but I didn't make a twee portmanteau out of it ffs

I'm on the website/I'm in the Plato's Cave/I'm in the combination website/Plato Cave

Is this anything

"gas constant"

“Decorative gourd” comes from the Greek “deka,” meaning “ten little pumpkins.”

Become uncrustable

Rolling into Monday like

I wish the hat a little bit taller I wish-a Pizzaballa I wish a catholic girl could be pope I would call her

This country is in a dire situation* *Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics

Mid-April; I’m in my graupel era

TWELVE bar blues? In this economy?

We're calling him Sleepy Kier, too much time down at the ether factory

Slat and peeper

Getting the homies fired up for pizza...900 on the deck, 750 on the dome

Post what you’re champing on, as a bit

Sweet Home Frère Jacques Where the sky’s dormez-vous

Turned on Mad Men S1E1 and realized that John Slattery was younger then than I am now ⚰️

How do you pronounce “pecan?” I pronounce it “pecan.”

mid, evil times...

I'm a simple man: I like my life new and my colonies off-world

☝️😩

Homie what CFU you from?

🥊 Time to rake the yard 🪑 Damn the yard got hands

Nephews of a Lesser Unc

I have agreed to hop on several quick calls today…just to feel something