Gonna write the Who Would Win? Series of books for the U.S. Presidents where they physically fight each other. **(Spoiler: GWB over TR in a quarterfinal using preemptive strikes)**
Dave Lamb
@davelamb.bsky.social
Comic, teacher, and dad in ascending order of societal importance but descending order of pay per minute.
Finished Steppenwolf during my trip and listen, middle-aged dudes, this Hesse fella has read us for absolute filth.
Just got home from vacation and I gotta say it’s a sad state of affairs when the cruise line takes public health more seriously than the United States Department of Health and Human Services.
Please sign my petition to require Steve Harvey (and all future hosts, in perpetuity) to announce the number TWO answers in Family Feud’s “Fast Money” round in the event they have not been identified by both participants who have previously identified the number one answers during said round.
No team with a foreign manager winning the World Cup remains a wild fact.
Just got back to America and the Knicks are still world champs.
Flying home tomorrow and really was hoping my fellow Americans would have figured out this diarrhea dilemma by now.
Oh y’all are poopin’ poopin’ back in the states? Think I’ll stay over here.
Been begging Spain to shoot at the backup keeper since he came in and there you have it.
Of all the players Milan have mismanaged over the past decade plus, Charles De Ketelaere might be the one that bothers me most.
My kids love Marc Cucurella and now I understand what happened with Alexi Lalas.
Really quite considerate of Mitch McConnell to let us do all this speaking ill of him “before” he’s dead.
Idk guys I think you can be a sports fan and have integrity but maybe I’m a beta or something?
I do forgive some of you for forgetting that Belgium is good because Belgium often forgets they are good.
Had 12 years to come up with a better performance and something besides waffle jokes and couldn’t do it.
Hey quick question anyone actually ever seen Endrick do anything?
Embarrassing that people are trying to rationalize this USMNT stuff. Think I’ll stay here in Spain.
We obviously need to take the flag back from these bozos I mean look at this shit!
Cabel Sasser@cabel.panic.com · last mo.new metaphor just dropped
Everyone acknowledges that taking penalties is not the same as playing soccer, but trying to save them is just like goalkeeping in open play? Listen to yourselves.
If Australia switched the GK based on vibes? Stupid. But they probably figured out their best penalty stopper in training. To then *not* switch them based on vibes? Even more stupid. Beach was gonna stop some because he made three whole saves in the previous 120 minutes? Grow up.
People don’t know shit about soccer but they know even less shit about goalkeeping.
Anthony Gordon looks like someone Heath Ledger would have had to defeat in A Knight’s Tale.