Dave Levora

@davelevora.bsky.social

Mornings on KQCJ Planet 93.9 | 50% of Dave & Darren | Host of "Brewed” on WQAD-TV | ComedySportz Quad Cities | 2019 NBMC Full Beard Natural 3”-6” Champion

Ryan Poles is walking the concourse at Soldier Field at halftime when he stops at the concession stand. “How much for a beer?”, he asks. “It’s $11.25.” “Are you willing to negotiate?” The beer vendor is puzzled. Before they can answer Poles yells, “I’ll pay $47 for that beer AND NOT A PENNY LESS!!”

The Bears are giving every fan at tonight’s game a Ditka mustache to wear. Wouldn’t it have been easier to just give everyone a piece of gum to chew and spit out and throw?

Greg Olsen thinks the Bears went 3 and out on their first possession and thinks Mike Ditka’s ghost is smiling because of how well Green Bay is performing. What the WHAT?!?

If you’re looking for someone to point a finger at for these White Sox relievers inability to throw strikes, I think the first person we can blame is you guessed it…Belmont Cameli.