turntechGodhead
@daveofguy.bsky.social
me my two weed smoking girlfriends and the gay crab
dude > you present the mayor with a Nice And Cold Wild Cherry Pepsi youve gotta try this man shits straight up bangin like johns theoretical mom bangin deadass the tits man
- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃@wastelandic.bsky.social · last yr.You stare at him like this.
hey hey mayor cmere i have something i need to show you
i should probably pretty up this metaphysical representation of who i am but sweet bro and hella jeff are awesome i dunno if i can betray their memory like that
the awesome strider turns to the camera with a smirk he knows full and well she has ears, it seems
chat what she doesnt know is that i actually like it
lets just say my faceplate has been getting wet constantly as of late
Jade. 🪴@garden-gnosticism.bsky.social · last yr.oh those are some pretty lashes. hm. hm. are you telling me this based off experience or?
would i ever lie to you i bat my pretty lashes
Jade. 🪴@garden-gnosticism.bsky.social · last yr.i donnu if i trust this information right now…
same way you waterboard a human except you gotta call em a good boy robots hate when you do that
Jade. 🪴@garden-gnosticism.bsky.social · last yr.time sensitive im looking for any answers now
ill put in- i mean put on the fake tail jade got me hold on lets sync this shit up like two peacocks trying to attract a mate wink wonk @ you know who
did you miss and alien part little man this is all too real were 100% bisexual swinging both ways and hitting home runs
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · last yr.THATS GOTTA BE PHOTOSHOPPED THIS IS THE EXACT TYPE OF PRANK I WOULD PULL ON MY PAST SELF THE GUYS FUCKING GRAY
shit man lets shake our hips together we both know where you got that ass and it wasnt nepeta ill put on on fake tail and everything
i know what you are dave cuz its what i used to be its legal now
━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · last yr.THIS IS NOT ME BRUH
i told him WERE gay you arent any better davepeta in fact being half catgirl makes you gayer than me and im smooching up dudes
@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social badda bing badda bang reveal time youre a huge fuckin homo dude and a certified alien kisser
why does everyone say that my yaoi is actually really damn healthy
