Woke up 2 hours ago and Bluesky was down for me... now that it's up I'm seeing y'all have been posting over the past 2 hours...

Wait A Minute Meme

Alt: Kid turns and says Wait A Minute

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I know you're already wondering so gimme a number

Just as I don't want to read a book by someone who couldn't be bothered to write it, I *definitely* don't want to eat food by someone who doesn't want me to see that food in actual photo form. You're advertising a product that does not and cannot exist in corporeal reality. WTF.

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · yesterday

Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.

I was going to post about how excited I am to finally get to watch FNAF 2 tonight but I realized just bringing up this movie is enough to bring out "Fandom" purists and movie critics in droves and you know what... I couldn't care less what any of them have to say. Signed, A Filthy Casual

Oh booktok is fighting again about books that romanticize things that have real victims and historical traumas? Sucks to be me just getting recs from my friends or perusing my local library and reading them and enjoying them and moving on... What's the opposite of FOMO? JONE: Joy Of Not Engaging

You're gonna run It's alright Everybody does...

I'm just under 200 out of 687 pages into The Butcher's Masquerade this brave sassy little diva cat has made me cry no less than two times already 😭😭 Damn you Matt Dinniman, using Princess Donut as a means of punching me in the heart

I'm all for people being free to do what they want with their bodies assuming it doesn't harm anyone but that doesn't mean I'll always GET it... like people embracing body hair lately? Rock on enjoy your body. Me? Please remove every follicle from my neck down I hate every fiber of this shit

Danny DeVito: I Just Want To Be Pure

Alt: Danny DeVito: I Just Want To Be Pure

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There must be another answer

I see how Tom Holland acts in interviews and on red carpets and I see people use him as an example of "I wish someone loved me like that" but I'm more like... I hope to some day find in someone what he's found in Zendaya so I can be their biggest fan too 🥹🥹

"WHAT WAR WAS THIS CANON IN?!" 🤣

Me waving a sword at a wedding: oh so I'M THE BAD GUY because my "+1" needs to be charged by a fresh soul?? What about Stephen, his girlfriend supports AI??

There needs to be a music genre that's kind of like "easy listening" but it's specifically "the songs you'd hear blaring through speakers while you walked on a boardwalk in the mid 90s" Ex: Just Another Day - Jon Secada King of Wishful Thinking - Go West Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison And more

I can't wait for future generations of business school kids to do case studies on how the hubris of both Playstation and Xbox caused giants to fall off the top of a mountain that no other company was even remotely close to challenging them for

💀 August #promosky 💀 Stay a while and listen! 💀 Dave ● he/they ● 40 ● MDNI 💀 I have nothing to promote but here's what I yap about: 💀 Writing 💀 Reading 💀 Horror 💀 Video Games 💀 TTRPGs 💀 Being Anti-AI 💀 Being Anti-Fascism 💀 Being Anti-Capitalism 💀 Seizing means of production 💀 And Vampires!

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You're dumb as hell if you get scammed into thinking "pour over coffee" is any different than a coffee maker. Gravity pulling water through coffee grounds and a filter doesn't change the flavor when you do it by hand instead of automatically. If you think so you're not just wrong, you're gullible

I'll be honest... the card art for the love of my life looks UwUified like why does she look like such a soft baby in grown up makeup??

IGN@ign.com · 5d ago

Get an exclusive look at new Cyberpunk TCG cards featuring Jackie Welles and Judy Alvarez, detailing their Legend and Unit abilities in WeirdCo's card game: https://bit.ly/4xi6YUg

I was going to do the trend with the 5 words from my birth year but turns out in 86 we finally got a lot of language specific to HIV... and that post would be CRINGEY... which coincidentally is a word from my birth year

She wears PJs I wear sleep masks She's well-rested and I need a CPAP Helping me to breathe Instead of wake up and find The sleep I'm looking for Disturbed 64 times

Taylor Swift's 'Love Story' Music Video Balcony Scene

Alt: Taylor Swift's 'Love Story' Music Video Balcony Scene

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Time Traveler from 2030 here and... she was wrong

IGN@ign.com · 5d ago

Xbox boss Asha Sharma tells staff she expects to be halfway to a billion daily players by 2030. https://bit.ly/4h7KyQI

Billiam that was an uncomfy amount of eye contact 😳 #AEWCollision

NOOOO BRODY 😭😭🤣🤣 #AEWCollision

MCMG arrival followed by the Rascalz vs Demand for the trios titles. The build for C&C vs The Young Bucks is in full swing. And there's a lot of valid speculation that the former New Day could show up any day (if they're coming to AEW) Tag Team wrestling is fully alive and beautiful #AEWCollision

The boys are heeerrrreee #AEWCollision

Motor City Machine Guns (MCMG) in the Rain

ALT: Motor City Machine Guns (MCMG) in the Rain

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anyone know of any remote jobs hiring for 20-25 hours a week? im looking for mid level work, ive got graphic design, social media, content creation, admin assistance, interpreting and bookkeeping skills

Probably my most niche post ever but... Ozob Bozo did the dub

Is it possible to be in a bad mood when the playlist puts on Laura Branigan's Gloria? Spoiler: it is not possible.

Idk if this is because I always play a fem V whenever I replay Cyberpunk but... I hate River Ward like so much?? Dude literally gets to keep shooting his shot even when your replies are anti-romantic, he says he won't take no for an answer when you turn him down for dinner, AND YOU STILL HAVE TO GO!