THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Lovely MOTD goal vocalisations 🔊 Spurs, Yankuba Minteh & the “sick of the sight of him” threshold 🔊 Andy Townsend co-comms in song intros 🔊 Raphinha’s 20-hour road trip 🔊 The life & times of Richard Key(s) @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

New: Football Clichés: 5.88 EFL seconds, Andy Townsend in song intros & the "sick of the sight of him" threshold

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: satisfying goal commentaries on Match of the Day, Arne Slot learns a very mundane English spor...

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Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social & @jamestmaw.bsky.social on Monday... Let's have your niche footballing correspondence – on the international break and beyond – for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 A cultural mini-review of the traditional curtain-raiser 🔊 Absolute bottom-tier use of the word "amid" 🔊 Dean Saunders plays the hits 🔊 Wycombe’s new goalscoring verb 🔊 Richard Keys’s little brick 🔊 MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

New: Football Clichés: Curtain-raising issues, Wycombe's new goal verb & things you cannot be "amid”

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a cultural mini-review of the Community Shield, some glorious crowd-noise from the Championshi...

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Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Monday... Let's have your niche footballing questions and observations — from the Nations League and very much beyond — for the frankly bang-in-form Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 A fine finale to a fortnight of football-themed papal conclave discourse 🔊 Premier League managers’ names in UFO sightings 🔊 Estimated distances with Richard Keys 🔊 Bawdy banter in the TNT commentary gantry @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

New: Football Clichés: The League of Farmers, metaphorical mountains & UFO-spotting Premier League managers

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the secret behind Watford's managerial recruitment strategy, Luis Enrique on "farmers leagues"...

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Really great to have @bryansgunn.bsky.social on the Cliches pod Chris Wilder, keepers booting the ball, and unnecessary sexing up of FA Cup draws among his MHD choices Check out his work with @trusselluk.bsky.social too 🙏 pod.fo/e/2c1f0a

New: Football Clichés: Doing a job on Chris Wilder & goalkeepers just booting it upfield, with Bryan's Gunn

The pod welcomes the content-creating genius that is Bryan's Gunn - aka Will Powell - for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as he chooses his six personal fascinations and irritations of f...

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Great to have Robyn Cowen on board to host the England Pod's coverage of the Lionesses 🙏 We were joined by the excellent @kathrynbatte.bsky.social to look ahead to the Belgium games and generally get a feel for where England are with three months till the Euros pod.fo/e/2c1be0

The England Pod: How confident should the Lionesses be ahead of the Euros?

Robyn Cowen is joined by David Walker and the Telegraph's Kathryn Batte to take stock of where Sarina Wiegman's England find themselves with just three months to go before they attempt to win back-...

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The England Pod is back, on its own feed, ready for the Thomas Tuchel era to begin in earnest We've had a look at the many dilemmas facing Tuchel as he picks his first squad, there's more than you might think Get it on all pod platforms & YT 🙏 pod.fo/e/2b76a2 www.youtube.com/@England_Pod

Picking Thomas Tuchel's first England squad

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THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Obsolete keepers, a stand-out right-back pick, overadventurous centre-backs, England’s famous "perennial left-sided problem", culture-war midfielders & strikers who don't actually score THE PURE DISCOURSE XI @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

The Pure Discourse XI

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THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 Are Liverpool "champions-elect"? 🔊 A property-related analogy too far for Dion Dublin 🔊 Fact-checking Jonathan Pearce vs Rishi Sunak 🔊 Managers most likely to be Athletic subscribers @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Champions-elect, relegated Rishi Sunak & Premier League managers with Athletic subscriptions

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THE 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣th FOOTBALL CLICHES POD 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔: The Listeners Your fascinations & irritations: Football-related profile pictures, the extreme shorthand of mid-game team-mate praise, how to celebrate an own goal and MUCH MORE @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social Psycho @nickmiller79.bsky.social

How to celebrate an own goal & ball-boy etiquette: The listeners' loves & hates

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THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 Should football stadiums chuckle? 🔊 Football’s acceptable “things-in-chief” 🔊 El Chiringuito goes deep 🔊 Man City midfielders X Northumbria psych-folk 🔊 Eccleshare’s voice in things @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Chuckling stadiums, Things-in-Chief and, finally, some actual whispering of it quietly

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Great fun had by all on the Football Cliches Quiz XVII We were joined by three of MOTD's finest in @jamesfielden.bsky.social, @chriswisey.bsky.social & Mark Scott Right up there with the toughest quizzes we've faced. A real test. Listen and play along for yourself ⬇️ pod.fo/e/2a8fee

The Football Cliches Quiz XVII: The Commentators

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Really enjoyed getting into the ludicrous ‘coded message to the board’ concept on the latest @footballcliches.bsky.social pod - with Adam and @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social pod.fo/e/2a829f

The "17th chess piece", the death of the onion bag & coded messages to the board

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THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 Referees vs THE LIMELIGHT 🔊 A listener’s entertaining score draw with a hernia operation 🔊 Stop taking Ruben Amorim literally! 🔊 RIP the glorious Eurosport brand 🔊 MUCH MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

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Podcast · Adam Hurrey & Goalhanger · Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker explore the glorious and unique language of football: the words, the phrases, the mannerisms and, above all, the c...

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THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 THAT semi-unforgettable Fergie quote 🔊 Redknapp's curious refereeing vote of confidence 🔊 Ange Postecoglou's accidental UK garage 🔊 Some pathological footballspeak in everyday life @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social @nickmiller79.bsky.social

"Football, bloody football", UK garage Postecoglou & the exact weight of a Premier League point

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Latest five-a-side net woes Not sure my attempted fix is going to withstand the first shot lashed into the side netting from an angle that you definitely shouldn't be shooting from

What better way to celebrate the Cliches pod's fifth birthday than to get @cdeccleshare.bsky.social to give us five seconds on each PL club in his generic football pundit voice? Seriously, it's Bafta-worthy stuff. You must listen. (We somehow missed Everton, of all the clubs 😩) pod.fo/e/2a2804

Cometh the quinquennium, cometh the pod

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THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 Is this the most “What a job [Manager X] is doing” Premier League season? 🔊 Advertising 🆚 Generic Football Fans 🔊 Australia's Richard Keys 🔊 MUCH MORE! @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social @nickmiller79.bsky.social

Has the Premier League hit peak “What a job [Manager X] is doing up/down there?”

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THE FOOTBALL CLICHES POD 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔: The Listeners Your fascinations & irritations: England managers "watching on" from the stands, the portraitification of football, late subs winning Man of the Match and MUCH MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social & Chloe Petts!

Portrait-aspect football & England managers in the stands: The listeners' loves & hates (feat. Chloe Petts)

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Here's @cdeccleshare.bsky.social joining us from Melbourne on the latest Football Cliches pod, and what a shirt that is by the way Very fun episode including an amazing entry in the Sam Allardici canon and the sheer delight of Parlour & Brazil on WW2 Listen - pod.fo/e/29d77f

First 5-a-side of the year. Pleased to report the goal situation was satisfactory (apart from the line)

My Wikipedia app has been doing a weird thing where it leaves the header image on from the most recent page I've visited...

A very enjoyable quiz with the best quizzers in the game @careerwegopod.bsky.social The formidable brain of @cdeccleshare.bsky.social on full display Merry Christmas all! 🎄 pod.fo/e/295118

The Football Cliches Quiz XVI: Career We Go - The Rematch

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Some examples of my irritations with the various unsatisfactory goals and nets I've encountered at 5-a-side, as explained in detail on the latest @footballcliches.bsky.social pod

That moment when you're playing 11-a-side and you just know you're going to win 😊 Unsatisfactory goals and/or nets in amateur football 😡 Really great fun choosing our own footballing fascinations and irritations on the latest pod. Enjoy! pod.fo/e/293445

Cliches do Mesut Haaland Dicks: Adam, Charlie & Dave’s footballing loves & hates

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Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES on Wednesday and our Mesut Haaland Dicks guest(s!) want your: 🎙️ Best/worst makeshift goalposts you've ever constructed 🎙️ Tired football fallacies you still desperately cling to 🎙️ Pathetic attempts you have made to emulate professional footballers in even the tiniest way

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 The Man City blip-slump-crisis benchmarking 🔊 More accidentally operatic BBC commentary 🔊 "Comedy Central defending" 🔊 Australian red-card music 🔊 MUCH MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

The blip-to-crisis benchmark, Comedy Central defending & Australian red card music

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Normally I would forgive you for skipping the Nord VPN bit but trust me this week's one is really worth it for some unexpected operatic commentary... Also loads of other good stuff including a French electro outfit who have inexplicably included Bell Leslie on one of their tracks pod.fo/e/28f74a

Commentators sampled in experimental French pop & the ultimate generic multi-club ownership group

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A classic midweek away performance from Watford tonight We got away with that big time. Incredibly lacklustre. Massive game on Sunday against West Brom 😬