Newest Skyrizi jingle remix is a total dud. Doing a disservice to a classic
A full year of "Adam Silver isn't going to do anything he's ruined this league" leading up to a legit nuke is a beautiful saga. Really makes the inexplicable length of the Kawhi saga worth it
Lanterns headfaking the boring "hardass military dad" stuff for John Stewart before revealing his family was actually super normal and just decided to raise one kid psycho style because some alien said it might pay off one day is a much more entertaining direction than I thought this show had in it
Canada Dry Cherry Fruit Splash Zero Sugar Ginger Ale. Instant inner circle Hall of Fame soda. The food scientists absolutely freaked it with this one
Worried people on the train are going to see me listening to Violet and think I only know about it because of the Slayyyter cover. Which is why I'm proactively explaining to everyone that I actually know about it because a wrestler used it as his entrance music a few years ago
You should be able to set an age range for seeing people's posts online like you can for dating apps. I cannot keep sharing the internet with children and people incapable of not arguing with children
Watching the Charli XCX Outside Lands set and she said "Here's a classic" before playing Apple. Sickening to see history be rewritten right in front of you
Got kicked off Twitter after repeatedly trying to get viral prompt tweets off the ground for sitcoms nobody cares about or ever liked. No one had any clips to post in response to "Yes Dear in its prime always had me DYING 💀" and it was just bumming people out
There should be a threshold of celebrity brand endorsement that causes that person to forfeit all their non-commercial career earnings. John Cena you are a movie star why are you the spokesman for Nature's Own bread
When the air quality drops from Hazardous to Unhealthy
Looking for someone to do a Phantom Thread thing with me using the diarrhea produce
Just showed a Knicks fan at Summer League in an Eastern Conference Champions t-shirt. Admire the commitment to get your money's worth out of a purchase that had a two-week window of relevancy
Kicked out of the Charli XCX listening party for asking if they could put on the Wizards/Jazz summer league game as a picture-in-picture thing
I gotta stop letting the internet influence my brain. Why am I thinking "Maybe I'll go see the new Minions movie, seems like people like it." I am a childless 36 year old man. I have never seen a Minions movie
LeBron James has informed the Lakers that he intends to finish his career playing next to Josh Giddey and Isaac Okoro on the Chicago Bulls
Ok, I know he's saved literally every file he's ever opened or created to his local computer, but I have a feeling THIS time he's going to want to put that bad boy on OneDrive
We're just supposed to believe that they don't have the technology to mix the goop at the bottom of the Chobani into the yogurt. They're laughing at us
Now the basketball world shifts its attention to an even bigger stage: The Chicago Bulls head coaching search
"We're happy because James Dolan is happy", 8 million New Yorkers all agree
It would be interesting to see a famous person on TV during a sporting event
Stanley Cup Finals and the NHL is playing motion graphic ads for a software company and Enterprise Rent-A-Car on the boards. Sickening
My Weekend as a 28-Year-Old in the Stadium District of Hammond, Indiana
Every single key Spurs possession I'm saying to myself "Why don't they give the ball to Dylan Harper?" He's my special comfort player
Still haven't really figured out how to dispense the correct amount of shaving cream
Bands need to be willing to accept the harsh reality that they're an Elderly Audience Act and factor that into their concert scheduling. Can't be doing a big anniversary show for an album that came out 30 years ago and start it at 9 p.m. on a weekday
Court in Cavs-Knicks is absolutely disgusting. Five ads on one side of halfcourt, including two digitally superimposed ads, one of which is straight up a different color background than the actual floor. The cranks of the world must rise up and make sports leagues stop doing this
Decided to start Widow's Bay and somehow accidentally downloaded S01E04 instead of the actual pilot. Watched for 30 minutes and never once occurred to me anything was off. Kind of heartbreaking to go back and learn Patricia isn't actually the main character