I may be wrong, @theguardian.com, but I don't think this is the right photo to accompany this article.

Insecure, much?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”

Ban all supermarkets from throwing away edible food & require their donation petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75...

Petition: Ban all supermarkets from throwing away edible food & require their donation

Everyday, UK supermarkets throw away tonnes of edible food while millions of people rely on food banks to survive. We believe this is wrong, and that food that is safe to eat should not end up in bins...

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You don’t name something after what it isn’t.

A new #BTS video covering last week's #Hitchin #MostlyComedy Festival drops tomorrow via our socials and YouTube channel, taking in all four shows at The Vic & Hitchin Town Hall. Keep your eyes peeled, metaphorically speaking. #mostlycomedyfestival #hertfordshire #HitchinFestival #LiveComedy

Day 3 of #Hitchin #MostlyComedy Fest was a blast, with great new shows from Spring Day & @julietteburton.bsky.social. Thanks to The Vic for having us; see you in Oct for @davidephgrave.bsky.social's acoustic gig. Come to the Town Hall tonight for @markthomasinfo.bsky.social. www.mostlycomedy.co.uk

Join us this week if you’re near Hitchin. Oh yes.

Mostly Comedy@mostlycomedy.bsky.social · 2w ago

THIS WEEK! 🎉 Join us from 20-23 July for #Hitchin #MostlyComedy Festival for four nights of comedy from award-winning comics, BBC Radio 4 favourites & Live at the Apollo alumni, culminating in Thursday's Hitchin Town Hall gig with the exceptional @markthomasinfo.bsky.social. 🎤 www.mostlycomedy.co.uk

• Keith Harris’ hand. • Rod Hull’s arm. • Bernie Clifton’s legs.

@hackhitchin.bsky.social Thank you for frequently sharing Mostly stuff. It’s much appreciated. 🙏

Hugh: They don't put up that notice there just for fun. If they'd meant 9 persons they'd have put 9 persons. Tony: But good grief, there's room for another six here! Hugh: It's not a question of room, it's a question of weight ratio. Tony: Are you insinuating that I'm portly?

We conclude our #Hitchin #MostlyComedy Festival at Hitchin Town Hall on 23rd July with a preview of the excellent @markthomasinfo.bsky.social’s new show alongside sets from the fab Jenny Collier, Stacey Edwards & @davidephgrave.bsky.social. Join us. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...

Just a little reminder that tonight's Hitchin @mostlycomedy.bsky.social Festival acoustic show at The Vic is rescheduled to 30th October (otherwise known as All Hallows’ Eve Eve). Queueing that long is inadvisable. It would still be lovely to see you there. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...

Here's another #bts "treat" for you... Step backstage with @davidephgrave.bsky.social & Dan as they prepare for our 3rd show at the Mill Arts Centre in #Banbury. Watch them prepare for a #MostlyComedy w/ Stephen K Amos, @comedylopez.bsky.social & @littlemaddles.bsky.social. youtu.be/0RMf58No_UI?...

A Day in the Life of a Comedy Club | Behind the Scenes at Mostly Comedy

YouTube video by Mostly Comedy

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But bins prevent mess.

My hope that the heat would provoke weight loss was unrealised. #MostlyComedy

Mostly Comedy@mostlycomedy.bsky.social · 4w ago

Thanks to all who braved the #Banbury heat last night for an ace #MostlyComedy. Not least the fab Stephen K Amos, @comedylopez.bsky.social, @littlemaddles.bsky.social & @davidephgrave.bsky.social & the Mostly house band. We're back in Feb, with lineup TBA soon. See you then! www.mostlycomedy.co.uk

A week today, on 17th Nov, I play my first solo acoustic show in at least a decade, at The Vic in #Hitchin. This song will feature. It's about depression, because that’ll pull a crowd. 😏 But there'll be upbeat stuff too. Join us. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed... youtu.be/j3QderqizZ8?...

Falling Down (David Ephgrave)

YouTube video by David Ephgrave

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My dad would have been 80 today. He died 7 years ago last May. Time goes fast. My wife & I often talk about him, though, & laugh at the funny things he said. I miss him so much. I carry him with me every day, not least when I look in the mirror as I age. Happy 80th, Dad, you gentle yet sweary git.

I’m not sure it’s a solid advert for my acoustic gig in #Hitchin a fortnight, but for three consecutive days, my dog has left the room as soon I start running songs for it. Don't shun me like my pets. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...

Just 3 weeks til 23rd July's #Hitchin #MostlyComedy, featuring an Edinburgh preview of the exceptional @markthomasinfo.bsky.social's new show, alongside club favourites Jenny Collier, Stacey Edwards & @davidephgrave.bsky.social Book now. You know it makes sense. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...

Hitchin bin sardines.

Only 12 tickets left for Friday, 10th July's #Banbury #MostlyComedy at The Mill Arts Centre. Featuring the fab Stephen K Amos, @comedylopez.bsky.social, @littlemaddles.bsky.social, @davidephgrave.bsky.social & the Mostly band. Don't miss out! Book now. www.themillartscentre.co.uk/shows/mostly...

Today’s shorts pocket face.

Sounds like something Alan Partridge aspires to do on a bank holiday.

Right: off for a 30-minute run, before I resurface the drive and cut the grass with my manual lawnmower. ☀️

I’m doing an acoustic gig during #Hitchin @mostlycomedy.bsky.social Fest at The Vic on 17 July, featuring a mix of old & new stuff. It’s not a stand-up show, though it’ll still be a ‘laff’. The last time I did a solely acoustic set was in 2012-ish. No pressure. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...

I always hear the name Andy Burnham sung to the tune of Bowie’s ‘Andy Warhol’ in my head. And now, you know.

Join us for an evening with Jan Ravens (Dead Ringers, QI) & Kevin Eldon (Partridge, Big Train, It’s Kevin) in #Hitchin on 3rd July. We’ll chat about their life and career as part of our #MostlyComedy Festival. You can also submit questions in advance. Book now. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...

Thanks to the excellent Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Olga Koch & Bella Narain for making last night’s #Hitchin #MostlyComedy such a cracker. And thanks to everyone who came. See you in July for our Hitchin Mostly Comedy Festival. It’ll be ace. #hertfordshire #livecomedy www.mostlycomedy.co.uk

Trump’s nearby.

Don't miss Thursday's #Hitchin #MostlyComedy. Feat. Mostly debuts from Kiri Pritchard-McLean (HIGNFY), Olga Koch (QI) & Bella Narain ('wonderful chaos' - Phil Wang). Plus @davidephgrave.bsky.social (Times, Telegraph & The i's best fringe jokes) & the house band. www.ticketsource.com/mostly-comed...