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@davidkleeman.bsky.social
Follow for deep blue political snark, with puns as often as possible. An occasional side of children and media (my profession). Views my own.
"Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64."
The Independent@the-independent.com · yesterdayNetflix’s Pride and Prejudice hands Jane Austen’s iconic line to one of its characters for the first time
@alivitali.bsky.social @stephruhle.bsky.social - which one of you sent the "We the People" memo? 👕
Melania Trump announces White House "SI Readiness" effort. "And, of course, I vill be on de cover. Vait, vut? Forget it, then."
Happy first Monday in October to all except the six Supine Court justices.
Thanks to Kidscreen for reaching out to get my thoughts on Ynon Kreiz stepping in as CEO of Paramount/WBD. (Para at the Disco? Ynon-ymous Content? Kreiz and Whispers?) kidscreen.com/2026/10/01/y...
Ynon Kreiz is co-CEO of Paramount/WBD. Is that good news for the kids biz?
The mega-merger has been approved and Kreiz is set to run the company alongside David Ellison. Kids media experts say there are some big pros to having a kids vet in the top seat.
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Plausible news: to celebrate the president’s visit to the Texas-Tennessee game, ICE just raided the Taco Bell Mas Student Section.
ABC does a story about how Twatsky's presence at the Tennessee-Texas game screws up team communication. Immediately, the announcer audio goes all staticky. ETTD.
How hard did the White House have to work to come up with an all white construction crew in Washington, DC?
If a tree (President) falls in a forest (bloviates), and there's no one around to hear it (no TV), does it make a sound (lie)?
Wajahat Ali@wajali.bsky.social · last mo.It took 10 years www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/b...
Chuck Grassley is about two McConnells from a Fenstein.
I like my food duty free and my kids doody free.
If Trump renames Lake Ontario as "Lake America," kids will learn a new acronym for the Great Lakes - not HOMES, but SHAME.
Another key piece of the Dolly Parton legacy - millions of children reading. RIP.
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty. AI: What great insight you have! A cup can simultaneously be half full and half empty. Did you know that the cup was invented by Samuel Cup, in 1997?
Nothing to see here...now enjoy your "hamburger."
Not that I've missed him, but where have they been hiding Trash Patel the last few weeks? Disturbingly quiet.
Nothing more.
Joyce White Vance@joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 3mo agoTodd Blanche's last-minute promise won over Senators Cornyn & Tillis, but shouldn't have. The "deal" leaves Trump's tax immunity intact. It confirms what the Senators should have already known about Blanche's lack of fitness to be AG. My analysis: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
If we're out of missiles, drop Cybertrucks on them.
Dean Obeidallah@deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 3mo agoNEW/UNREAL!! US Military Asks Troops to Pitch ‘Creative and Unconventional’ Ideas on How to Punish Iran: “We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran.” So under Trump/Hegseth our military tactics are based on a suggestion box www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...
Comedians at the White House Correspondents Dinner used to speak truth to power. Oz Pearlman correctly guessed how much money was in Tom Homan’s CAVA bag.
Perusing transfer list. Ok, @mancity.com, now you're just making stuff up: Oliver Whatmuff (Loan Out)
