Just been to see The Odyssey. This bit was scary.

Unusual nuthatch visitor being looked upon snootily by the goldfinch regulars.

Uh-oh. Someone has let the cat out of the bag.

Michael struggling to believe that pigs can fly

Michael has an unorthodox crossword method

I think someone is planning to eat me

Michael's Weekend Cat Challenge - can you touch your nose with your tongue? #caturday

I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbour is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.

Some spy shenanigans at M16 HQ this morning.

For those who prefer their hair to be nasty, brutish and short

Michael has decided that it is an upside down day

Enzo Fernandez sent off?

What an incredible huddle that is

Best Bronze Final performance by England since the 2025 Women's Euros

England haven't gone in at half time this comfortable against the French since the Black Death. Oh.

"11 for mortal men doomed to die..."

Snooze.

He obviously doesn't want to present the World Cup after all.

Time for a pint?

Can't believe we've never seen him play against England before.

"Is Mbappé playing?" asks Lee Dixon, "I haven't heard his name for about half an hour." 25 minutes of that was half time, Lee. #FRASPA

Hyde ration break #FRASPA

Thinking about staying up for the 'Where did Nazis go' clasico

Lovely stuff

"Bjørge Lillelien, Vidkun Quisling, Henrik Ibsen, Frode Grodas, Morten Harket, Thor Heyerdahl, Edvard Grieg, we have beaten them all! Edvard Munch, are you screaming? Edvard Munch ... your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating"

Jude the Rescuer?

Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana and Maggie Thatcher all getting nervous right now.

Hydrangea break #SPABEL

There's a new film out about the Bayeux Tapestry coming to London