David R. Rice

@davidrrice.bsky.social

Astrophysicist and rock-enjoyer. Slartibartfast's apprentice. Postdoc Fellow at UW-Madison. PhD from UNLV. Northwestern University Alumni.

📣 New paper day! 🔭🪐 When a civilization stops being afraid of the dark, do it's defense mechanisms leave detectable atmospheric signatures? Explore with @radplanets.com and I the garlic smell of DMS, silver-lined clouds, and specter-countable salt limits. arxiv.org/abs/2603.28895

Plan 9: Detecting Atmospheric Deterrence Against Interstellar Monsters

Exoplanet atmospheres are usually discussed as tracers of climate, chemistry, and habitability, but they may also preserve signatures of planetary defense. We consider three folklore-motivated deterre...

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Wondering why we've been so quiet this month? That's because we're busy preparing to welcome everyone *next week* to Groningen 🇳🇱 for... 🌋✨🚀 The ROCKY WORLDS 4 Conference 2026! 🪐✨☄️ Updates will be posted throughout the week from this account & others using the #RockyWorlds4 hashtag – stay tuned! 🔭🧪

A view of the canal in the city of Groningen, Netherlands. The sky is blue and the trees lining the water are green, so it's *definitely* not taken in January. Credit: https://www.hanze.nl/en/study/living-in-the-netherlands-and-groningen/groningen-is-waiting-for-youA screenshot from our conference website: https://groningen2026.rockyworlds.org/

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Rocky Worlds 4
19–23 January 2026, Groningen, Netherlands
In-person registrations for the conference are booked up.
Registration for virtual participation is open.

Officially started my postdoctoral fellowship at UW-Madison! Collaborating with Prof. Juliette Becker funded by the university's AI initiative. I haven't watch Big-10 football in ~10 years, but I think I'll have to get back into it (Go Cats!)

I'm not sure why I've decided to die on this hill radius, but Pluto & Charon are not a "binary planet" because the barycenter lies outside Pluto. That’s a misconception. Binary just means two bodies bound together: binary stars, binary black holes, binary asteroids, binary planet.

Spent a day re-convincing myself that I know what an orbit is. Here are the barycentric orbits of Pluto-Charon and Alpha Centauri AB with correct proportions. Fun is that the radii of Pluto and Charon are even to scale with the orbit. #planetsci

The center of mass in the middle of the diagram with Pluto on a small circle and Charon on a larger circle. The eccentricity of near 0 is noted.Alpha Centauri A and B on ellipses that are rotated 180 degrees to one another with center of mass at a focii. alpha Cen B is on larger ellipse. Makes a figure-8 like pattern.

I really really shouldn’t say anything; amazing selections for NHFP. BUT gas giants, brown dwarfs, and free floating planets being selected for “Are we alone?” is objectively funny. The answer for those “planets” is yes.