Well now I’m confused. If a tank comes rolling past will it mean there’s an invasion or just Luxon on his way to a fundraiser?
In point of fact it would finally give us a reason to say those words to you
Remember when it came out that John Davy had faked his CV to become head of Maori TV? Trying to recall if anybody predicted that one day someone would do it to become Prime Minister
In order to install a rescue Jacinda you must first locate a rescue Jacinda
When you say "Bomber" but you really just mean "Bombastic"
Lo I am Luxon the great champion of efficiency I am a CEO so I know all about being more efficient Lo I am Luxon the great champion of efficiency I have come back a second time to explain what I meant before Me again back a third time to apologise and explain Yo, it's ur champ of efficiency again
Luxon and Linked-In warriors when things are going fine: "Get out of my hair useless Govt" Luxon and Linked-In warriors when the skies open up: "Oh no oh no oh no. Where are you Govt??????"
According to anti-cyclist replies, here's evidence that cars and bikes are equally dangerous: 🚗: They kill ~40000 people in the US annually 🚲: I saw a cyclist run a red light 30 years ago
There is no denting the self-belief of this man www.davidslack.net/there-is-no-...
There is no denting the self-belief of this man
It’s pure reflex now. I see our Prime Minister and I think, You are just so full of it. Polling suggests I’m not alone. But there is no denting the self-belief of this man who imagines himself a her...
davidslack.net
#nzpol Re the Taxpayers Union I just checked the Incorporated Society register to see if it has filed yet its December 2025 financials. Surprise, surprise, it's been "removed due to not reregistering under the Incorporated Societies Act 2022." Hmmm 🤔 app.businessregisters.govt.nz/sber-busines...
All credit to the NZers wearing shorts this morning. Hope it’s not that you can’t afford long trousers
So Simeon Brown taking credit for this new $6 million radiation therapy machine at Wellington Hospital. This was another step in the funding programme announced by Jacinda Ardern in 2019. Is always worth checking the origins of the Nats big announcements #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/national/114...
New $6 million radiation therapy machine installed at Wellington Hospital
A multi-million dollar radiation therapy machine which can precisely target tumours has been installed at Wellington Regional Hospital.
rnz.co.nz
Here is the actual list of parties bend-over-all-the-way-backwards Luxon wouldn't do a deal with in order to be PM. This concludes the actual list of parties bend-over-all-the-way-backwards Luxon wouldn't do a deal with in order to be PM.
Never mind all that, I just inked a deal to sell this government 10,000 K-Tel Record Selectors and all it took was an AI pitch about replacing back office drudges with a state-of-the-art records management system
Michael Brown@jingajik.bsky.social · last wk."Pulse, legato, harmony, tone colour, rhythm, triads, tuning - each appeared in the draft curriculum with incorrect definitions" www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
"Daily Quiz" by David Slack I cracked the quiz today with a solid 10/10! Test your knowledge! www.davidslack.net/daily-quiz
Daily Quiz
Test your recall, test your reading
davidslack.net
Quiz winner for the week is Phew. Play the week's quizzes here to see if you could beat Phew's 44/50. www.davidslack.net/quiz-archive/
Mr Henry said he knew nothing about computers and anyway I was nowhere near their server
Hello to everyone who said I'd love to go on subscribing, Dave, but not on Substack www.davidslack.net/this-newslet...
This newsletter has a new home
This newsletter has a new home. If you're reading this in your email, nothing has changed: it's arrived the way it always has, and it will keep doing that. If you've clicked through, or wandered in —...
davidslack.net
We’ve got incredible solar and wind potential and Winston wants to drill for fucking oil. Swear to god if he had a chainsaw he’d be trying to saw the tree down without starting the engine. www.davidslack.net/glossary-ent...
The quiz choice of leading Astrophysicists
Richard Easther@rjme.bsky.social · 3w agoOk, you goaded me.
