Fruit Punch Samurai
@davidtrey.bsky.social
33, He/Him Due to personal reasons, I will not be holding myself accountable for my next actions
My solution to most Bloomfies' problems: Perhaps you'd feel better if you let me cum inside you repeatedly
Woke up with a 🍑 on my face and 💋 on my 🍆 Nature is healing
Men with big butts should park their big dump trucks on my face. just saying
Since all the bloomfs are posting themselves in glasses
since all the bloomfs are posting themselves in glasses
If I was a Pokémon Gym Leader, my type of choice would be: Ground and these would be my realistic, non-legendary picks: Hippowdon (F) Nidoking Golurk (Mega) Bloodmoon Ursaluna Great Tusk Gastrodon (Ace)
If I was a Pokémon Gym Leader, my type of choice would be: Dragon 🐉 and these would be my realistic, non-legendary picks: 1. Dragapult 2. Kingdra 3. Noivern 4. Tyrantrum (*shiny*) 5. Flygon 6. H.Goodra
Grew up watching a lot of anime on a french cable channel, but these ones were the ones I actively watched, City Hunter is probably my gay awakening too 😅
BLERDS & NERDS!!!! I have a question. What’s the 1st anime you ever say? Not the one that gave you a love for anime, but what’s the first one you ever saw? For me it was Dragon Ball. I remember it being three or four in the morning, and it just started playing on the Sci-Fi channel. 
Changed my pfp for the first time in forever, and I'm not mad at the pic so I'm posting it
Anyone wanna join for a cup of coffee or some tea with this view
It was only a partial one but still exciting to go watch the eclipse. Here's some outtakes
Bro! Temperatures are going to reach 47°C (116 °F) today 😱 Let's all collectively cancel Summer and the Sun for that matter
My supervisor while im cleaning/painting my backyard
Morning beautiful people! Just a little walk and a swim before work
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Being unable to exercise and forced to walk for as an activity has its perks i guess.
Volunteered over the weekend with my community to deliver food and supplies to remote villages affected by the recent floods to help them out since its Ramadan in a fee days. And managed to get these while wandering around after being done