Folks clowning on Elon for having the Tesla car do a dumb flip off that vertical ramp, when we should all be encouraging him to do dangerous stunts in Tesla vehicles
Davis Nguyen
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Just gonna pretend Bluesky is just what Twitter is like on the dark web. Here for a good time, not for good. @davisknewwhen.bsky.social for music skeets
Biddy Blas deserves consideration for being in the dream blunt rotation
Really good example of how the social media slop sausage is made
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d agoSolidarity with Art of Play and that one tiger that mauled that guy in England at the zoo
A thousand Smith-Schusters couldn't undo the bad juju on the LA Chargers from the @solisreport.com curse
Rotoworld Football@rotoworld-fb.bsky.social · 4d agoChargers work out JuJu Smith-Schuster Tuesday
The Christopher Columbus obsession makes sense once you learn that Columbus' motivations for his explorations were to raise funds for a new Crusades, to retake Jerusalem as was necessary to bring about the apocalypse
This reads like one of those sponsored websites you see if you scroll to the bottom of a Rotoworld webpage
FF Sphinx@ffsphinx.bsky.social · 5d agoBuy Lemon now before the Eagles clean house
As a life-long Valkyries fan who had previously repped the Aces (and is a Mark Davis-truther), this whole series has been discomforting
Sending out Dominic Zvada to solve the Monty Hall problem en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_H...
Monty Hall problem - Wikipedia
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Scott Spratt@scottspratt.bsky.social · last wk.You can win if you go for 2 down 8 in these scenarios: 50% convert * 100% XP on the 2nd TD = 50% win in regulation 50% fail * 50% convert on the 2nd TD to get to OT * 50% win in OT = 12.5% win in OT So going for 2 initially boosts you from a 50% total chance to win to a 62.5% total chance to win.
These Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche promo photos for the 1997 film Volcano are 🔥🥵🧑🚒🌋
Cam Jurgens? More like Cum Jerkin's, the way the Eagles o-line will be giving out free handjobs in the parking lot
🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · last wk.‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ Eagles are sending two-time Pro Bowl center Cam Jurgens and a 2027 7th-round pick to the Ravens in exchange for a 2027 5th-round pick and a 2028 2nd-round pick. Per Adam Schefter.
Fantasy football has gotten so popular because it's an easy way for non-fans to build a vocabulary with fans who otherwise must seem to speak a different language. I probably don't have to tell the 38-year-olds on Bluesky, but you won't form real relationships if you only do things you like to do.
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2w agothe tech bro who uses AI to play fantasy football for him is being dragged online. no one has ever been quite so mad frankly.
15 years of Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn and somehow Google search and Twitter both having been enshitified in that time makes these lyrics feel dated. (Shout-out to Google Maps for still going strong)
sports on the west coast has been great so far, even woke up in the third quarter of this game
The Steph Curry pre-game warm-ups routine of washing rice:
How to Wash Rice
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Blaming Muse for drafting Jonathan Brooks in my home league, at our in-person draft
Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 2w agoMeta's Muse AI assistant shared a YouTuber's home address with a stranger on Facebook Marketplace Muse accepted a lowball offer for a keyboard and then sent the buyer to Matt Robb's home without his permission
Colston Loveland finishing week 3 as TE26 and Oronde Gadsden finishing as TE999 is the most exonerated you could possibly be
Davis Nguyen@davisnguyentmn.bsky.social · 3w agoColston Loveland finishing week 3 as TE16 instead of TE76:
