Well in a great rerun of the “ fuck! Davy your phones in your pocket!!” Debacle of 6 years ago sitting in my mates jacuzzi. Today I decided to up the stakes and take my phone swimming in Gran Canaria. Luckily I remembered it was in my pocket after 10 min - equally lucky I think I’ve got away with it
DaVybe
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Old gay ex musician married and living in Glasgow NO REPOSTS
Had the urge to go for Scottish Poutine also known as loaded chips with steak gravy and a pie crust from Bensons in Parkhead Forge ….sublime chavvy grub 😋
Second MPox vaccine in left arm and first gonorrhea in right yesterday plus 6 attempts to get blood out me for 3 monthly sexual health checks....and I'm fucked...there was obviously a collision in there somewhere with a ten ton truck... 🤪
Amazing skies over Troon yesterday evening...not been here in about 20 years...def be back
Wee drive up to Inveraray this afternoon with him indoors ....beautiful weather
Iced Vanilla Matcha....boggin...tastes like someone made a milkshake with grass clippings 😑 Is it supposed to taste like that?
Wee lunch stop in Alans diner In Paisley....like stepping back to the 60's lol ....£8 for 3 courses....best soup and Spag bol on the west coast 😋
Right....I know it's my birthday...aye...I know im 68....but...who the fuck gave these cunts my address??? I'm not Dead yet!
This stuff is great...though at £4 a can I'm gonna have to get a part time job to afford it...
Everyone who re-posts this gets FREE access to the full 36-minute video on My Google drive. Re-post, then send Me a message. Giving sexy David Portland his very first BDSM experience. Including kissing, sucking, fucking, tt, Cbt, flogging, bondage - all while cars driving by can see us.