looking at the old man in the mirror like who tf are you and what have you done with my homeboy the young and handsome mr hamburgers
Davy Hamburgers
@davyhamburgers.bsky.social
Hullo I'm grampaw davy. Epileptic bicyclist, photomofo, & musical person from Pittsburgh. I like toast & fútbol. I quit twitter for obvious reasons but I miss old twitters people especially photographers and poetics
epilepsy doctor today and he was telling me all about how people with my kind of epilepsy are much more likely to just suddenly die, and the doctors don't really have any idea why, so that's one way to start Thursday also I lost my keys but then I found them I'm giving the morning 3/10 stars
fell about 4 feet off a ledge I was climbing landed on my back in between 2 large piles of stone and metal ruins, not hurt at all, a few inches from a 15 foot drop to the river. could have broke my back and drowned all in one fuckup with nobody on the path right next to it even hearing. fortuitous
slept like a snake on a bed of hot coals in a room full of mongooses. mongeese. mongi
I go to the fountain almost every day never get tired of it
listening to every song with the stalag riddim, one after the other
I am a #FPL nerd. I finished 140,701 last year. I miss a bunch of twit fpl people and if I randomly follow you because you talk about it on here, that's why
I got to see my fav poet this week and we hung out with the giant condors while our majestic beards waved in the breezes like oh so many butterflies on the flutter. Then we watched an extraordinarily stinky trash train on the tracks that go through Allegheny Commons park
hey #Pittsburgh someone sell my broke old ass a skateboard, for cheap as shit, please, so I can skate this beautiful brand new pavement outside the new building across the street man alive what glorious looking tarmac. I haven't had a skateboard for years but been dreaming about it just pushin
I went outside it's much less end of the world ish
waiting for the purple air counter for Pittsburgh to go down enough to go outside like some kind of post apocalyptic countdown sacrifice to the radiation gods
I've got like 60 straight days with bike rides rain or shine but you can literally see the particulate toxicity in the sickly shaded skies so I might skip today maybe
you can taste the air. You WILL taste the air. I just rode a 6 block errand on bike with bandana tied around my face like I was in a tom petty video. I've never seen it this bad here #Pittsburgh
the air is soup maybe cream of cinder ash? cream of cinder ass. I would have taken pics but it's just sad weird yellow skies like everyone elses
irregular past participles why you gotta fuck with me so bad
I rode bike 24 miles and then we went swimming and now we're getting curry for lunch pretty much a perfect day. well I need btts then it will be perfect
almost got ran over by dusk joggers while I was taking this pic of a garden lamp. The joggers had all kinds of neon and headlights and shit on but they still did not expect strange photo dude dressed in black lit up from under by some kind of mushroom runic dwarve spaceship cloaked in shadow
sat by the river plucking at the trees when I was done I got a few chirps from birds on the branches
we rode bicycles 12 miles, & then we ate 7$ kids meals at the brewpub because we are thrifty adventurers
listened to naught lately but jazz & the New Bomb Turks. when I was a sound guy I hated almost all music & bands because they were all such jerks, but every now & then 1 stood out, & the New Bomb Turks were not jerks & their guitar player can make you jump outside of ur own skin with riff excitement
today at the fountain it was perfect summer day