Someone would have said it. Faceless was just the quickest.
Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Someone not quite human, but not quite alien. PARODY ACCOUNT. Barely operating.
🌥️Solomon said he had to make that man pregnant and actually did it.
SHINSENGUMI POWERS ACTIVATE Fed Hijikata a pickle, funniest shit ever.
🌥️Foreigners not allowed to help fight in the finale. 🌥️Daybit doesn't fight. Just gives them directions. 🌥️Foreigner Daybit.
I'm sorry for having great hair, beautiful eyes, and a 5-minute attention span. It will happen again.
[Holds out his hand to her] Come with me then. Time to feed my local Seiba.
Artoria Pendragon (Summer)@seiba.bsky.social · 15h agoYay!!!!! [Probably for the best]
Okay, then we'll go get you one. [She doesn't know he'd do practically whatever for her.]
Artoria Pendragon (Summer)@seiba.bsky.social · 15h agoI want aa Ramses Burger. It comes with a toy.
Would you like to go to Tut Burger?
Artoria Pendragon (Summer)@seiba.bsky.social · 15h agoYeah! He wouldn't take me to Tut Burger!
🌥️The Arcueid beginning is funny. Ritsuka ordering some fancy French dish and Arcueid orders a Kid's Meal.
I see... well, guess it's time to go buy more.
Artoria Pendragon (Summer)@seiba.bsky.social · 15h ago....thirsty
It's become a running gag at this point. Like those gremlin clones of Ritsuka.
Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ@brighteyedmage.bsky.social · 16h agoCaptain, every summer we see the Columbus Egg without fail.
We had this in Ulster but we called it such that I don’t think polite ears would much appreciate.
An Archetype is... it's complicated. Mysterious Summer XX could potentially beat one, though.
I guess adding this to a Dr Pepper Zero is the closest I'll get to Dr Pepper Creamy Coconut Zero for awhile.
It annoys me that I can't tell the difference between the intros to "Superfreak" and "U Can't Touch This."