Gordon Cole's hearing aid
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"Don't let 'em rattle ya, Coop... Let a smile be your umbrella" 🍉 🗝
Little Bauhaus on the Prairie [Peter Murphy skips down a meadowy hillside with a scrufty dog]
Li'l lunchtime livener pt1 💥📻💥 gtradio
If I Were A... I'd (Live)
YouTube video by Fishbone - Topic
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Saw loads of flying ants this afternoon, so am guessing it's Flying Ant Day soon, UK pals. Brace yerselves
Sorry I did the Eastenders doof-doofs every time you said anything serious
People who think it's okay to walk their dogs during the day when it's this hot should be made to wear a fur coat and hat and walk barefoot on the pavement, so they know how their poor dogs feel
The WiFi is playing up, so the telly won't stream anything. Am just sat here wistfully remembering the good ol' days when you could just put the telly on and it'd always work
Wes Streeting thinks chicken korma is too spicy
Wes Streeting's ringtone is Crazy Frog
Wes Streeting always rewatches Shaun of the Dead every time it's repeated on the telly
[Shirley Bassey Goldfinger voice] Swarrrr-feeeegaaaa 🎵
[Shirley Bassey Goldfinger voice] Chode paperrrrr 🎵
Write a sad story in 7 words: Your parcel will be delivered by Evri
Might start doing my posts in invisible ink
Might start doing my posts via carrier pigeon
Might start doing my posts via carrier pigeon
Might start doing my posts in smoke signals