something fucked up this week!!!! dont know what but the vibes are getting more rancid and chaotic by the hour

crackling and splitting my body in twain to expose a fresher me within the husk all raw and pink and new good night

sailor moon playing in the background at the queer karaoke night

no one talks about how alienating it is to be the one guy who doesnt really care about boygenius and phoebe bridgers

UGHHHHH i want something cute and nice this week i would like a kiss on the mouth from my crush and a bunch of takeout and no responsibilities and a big blanket for like three-four days

in a bummer mood this morning. shout out to bike thieves and bad dreams

*watching trailer for Whalefall* Tjat wouldn't happen to me

somebody stole my bike :( from right in front of my work while i was on shift :(

beautiful women were distracted by my chest last night

i always have a tab open on my phone of the second coming so i can go reread it any time someone makes a joke referencing it, i will always reread and appreciate it anew

my cat constantly repositioning himself so he can best dig his tiny claws into my tender neckskin and also breathe directly into my mouth and/or eyeball. this is every night

oops crush giving me brain rot again, i cant be trusted

i dont wear a lot of button up shirts but if i get a neck tattoo i may have to get button up shirts cuz that is a very very nice handsome beautiful look

injected myself with the drugs that make me gayer

potential new crush

i almost cried today because i finally have juicy tracksuit and i look so good it is so nice actually

where is everyobe

it's fine i have had two drinks

oh NOO

very grateful for people who see me and know me truly, wishing peace to those who have yet to comprehend me

unfortunately im giving up hope that the classic pageboy haircut will be the look for 2026

A smile hides all the 100 secret teeth you can’t even see - Monster proverb

oh just heard about a guy who got arrested for pepper spraying someone in the movie theater cuz they were using their cellphone, but what jury could convict him

poor guy in front of me on the bus, his barber shaved up his neckline in a real nonsensical manner. basically the inverse of a natural hairline, squared off so high it should be a fade but no, hard line shave. this doesnt make sense to any of u but i had to get it out. this is every day in my brain

tried to smoke the weed that makes me horny but i actually smoked the weed that makes me introspective and melancholy!!!

people who live outside of pop culture are like a different species to me sorry u can cancel me

i met someone at a party last night who had never heard of Elvira, the mistress of the dark. no recognition

egg drop soup and rice and broccoli it will heal me i believe

would u believe me if i told you... gay

i can take a bath and relax when i am ill. it is allowed and actually helpful to rest and care for my fallible human body