Suddenly need to see a BTS version of Hair the musical

মেঘ⁷🌈13TS🌈@soumiie.bsky.social · 4h ago

ao3's no. 1 omega for a reason

If I could request one thing of the BTS team it would be more choreography where Hoseok controls Jungkook’s body movements with his hands please and thank you

The thing about Jin is that he will unapologetically post a set of 5 pictures and then another set of 4 pictures within minutes of each other with no real thematic difference - presumably night 1 and night 2 photo sets, but he also won’t include a caption on them to ensure you can’t be 100% on that

It is incredibly endearing the way Hoseok has embraced being a Gym Boy. He goes to the gym! With his bros! He lifts heavy things in skimpy clothes and checks himself out in the mirror and is very pleased! While much of BTS was naturally gym attuned he has worked to reach Gym Boy and he is so proud

At this point I think the reason that Hoseok doesn’t have his ears pierced is not because of the fear of pain or filial commitment it’s because his accessories suitcase is already full and organized and he simply cannot contemplate redoing it

Misha ❤️‍🔥 Never Fade Away@benevolenthornet.bsky.social · yesterday

I never foresaw Joon and Hobi joining the tattoo gang, but people can surprise you.

What is it about this man in Leo season is it some kind of cycle he’s going through? Has omegaverse gone too far???

Karyn@dayofkaryn.bsky.social · last yr.

If Namjoon is not fucking then he needs to start fucking and if he is fucking then he needs to fuck MORE because I do not have the mental fortitude to deal with him and his come hither at this moment in time!!!!

My last post reminded me of my favorite Bangtan screenshot ever that could be at least one hundred different fics

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Oldest Army in Italy@ddaengbb.eurosky.social · 3d ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

YOONGI WAS SOAKING IN ALL THE LOVE AS ARMY GOT LOUDER AND LOUDER I'M CRYING 😭

For his dance videos Hobi always puts his camera at such an angle as to say “have you thought about my dick recently?” and the answer is yes! To my shame it seems I think of little else! Thanks for checking in!

No one show this to Namjoon

Dabididab@dabiwinter.cryptoanarchy.network · 6d ago

Sequel to The Shape of Water just dropped

Namjoon ships as Charli Music, Fashion, Film lyrics: Namgi: You’re my best friend but we don’t talk We make music, we talk that way

My ice cold take it’s that it’s actually impossible to make a fully international, cohesive, and fair music award system, for all sorts of reasons, so it’s less the fact that they can’t do it and more the pretense that they already have that frustrates

BTS by their Poster energy: JK: Platonic ideal of a Poster YG: Could Post, chooses not to SJ: IRL Poster only, tech gets in the way HS: Posting and Curating are diametrically opposed JM: Not a Poster but admires those who do TH: Ultimate avant-garde Poster NJ: Stealth Poster rising from the ashes

Proudest of all that everyone learned how to post a story to allow for the simultaneous statement, I see you Jinmin and I recognize your hard work in this moment

Me, sitting at my computer with two published wips, two dozen unpublished wips, and a FTH fic to finish: Okay but what if I wrote 5K words of a new yoonmin omegaverse in a single sitting

I understand how frustrating this must be from the journalist side but I also feel like this is simply a complement to an article in Japanese media entitled “I hate doing interviews with outlets who don’t send someone who speaks my language”

Aftermath@aftermath.site · last wk.

I hate doing anime interviews: aftermath.site/i-hate-doing-a...

Yoongi is 100% irresistible as a sex symbol precisely because he finds the concept of Min Yoongi: Sex Symbol the funniest, most ludicrous fucking thing he has ever heard in his entire life, and yet he’s absolutely going to lean into capitalizing on it, full-dicked, whenever the mood strikes

Makes you wonder if Jin has holed up in his house and refuses to come out during this Korea tour break, leading Jungkook to break out the big guns (gaming live) with full weaponry (hugest eyes ever invented) and a secret extra weapon (lavender headphones) to lure Jin out so he can trap him in a box

this fit paired with the charli xcx song is functionally no different from making a post that says “I HAVE SEX WITH MEN” in bold text

Hoseok thinks about every single fit he wears more than I’ve thought about all of the clothing I’ve ever worn combined and that’s why he’s a superstar

Yoongi is so cool in the nerdiest possible way

Get 5 more breads, new Run BTS idea

Sophie Hall@sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2w ago

Finally, someone asking the important questions

My last repost: the pride and prejudice reading live post thread is done and it was so good so for the probably 2 people who haven’t already seen it definitely give it a read

So I’ve started Pride and Prejudice, and already I feel bad for Mrs Bennet.

You’ve gotta love that our favorite foot guy Namjoon is auctioning off his boots while known parasocial relationship anti Seokjin went with a belt, which has neither touched his skin or been sweated on thank you very much

Thank god I’m not rich enough to be as weird as my brain would secretly let me be right here

Daily BTS⁷ 💜@dailybts.bsky.social · 2w ago

J-HOPE donated the gloves he wore during the FIFA World Cup 2026 Final Halftime Show to be auctioned in support of the FIFA Global Citizen Education Fund. 🔗 onlineonly.christies.com/s/one-goal-a...

For the video game crew out there, especially those who like identification puzzle games (Obra Dinn, Roottrees are Dead, Golden Idol) I highly recommend the Incident at Galley House. It’s a fun game and also an exceedingly clever story with some Christie-style elements. I had a great time with it!

This whole exchange did make me think that a fun prank to pull on BTS would be to walk up behind them when they’re lightly focused but not too into something and say “hello, we are” in the Namjoon cadence and activate them like the Manchurian candidate. Jungkook in particular would bob so quickly

adrian⁷🪞@smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 2w ago

now why did hobi spring that on him 😭