Daziras

@daziras.bsky.social

Kobold King seeking world domination through being submissive and clippable x3 Streaming 72 hours a week, 12 hours a day, every day but Monday! 🔞 https://www.twitch.tv/daziras https://www.youtube.com/@Daziras https://www.tiktok.com/@daziras?lang=en

My good friend and lovely kobold from another mother invited Monkishine and my self to Funnel Runners and this piece was created in honor of the moments that happened during that game XD Which was a lot of shenanigans and chaos! Artist: @noipale.bsky.social

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Some times you can trek along the landscape with not a single issue around, just enjoying the beautiful scenery, and some times it becomes an absolute nightmarish slip'n'slide where everything can go horribly wrong so fast DX!

Soooo who all is ready to try out beast of reincarnation this week ^.^! As well as seeing the end of Mina and Dinoblade this week :3 Im kinda hype to open up some more strem spots :3

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I thought this was a cute lil game about a lil slug bean surviving in a long lost and decrepit world, and now I have a new fear of some silly little purple lizard p.p And I didn't know the bastards could climb DX

Look you can think I am bullying the orc all you want, but the fact is that he is in fact actually a green stimky elf and not an orc, and I was trying to push his ass in to the bath's DX!

It was just a simple miss click DX It happens, and on top of all of that the thermometer looks like a gun! I know for a fact that almost every one has done it at least one >:c! And I fixed it in the end DX

Man Pizza Bandit was such a weird drug trip of a game XD And in this game you would hunt down ingredients in missions to make better and better Pizza's in order to power up your character, and they were true Pizzabominations XD

Its not my fault D: Pixel was just pulling the Rv up the mountain for some easy strength training, its not my fault all the weight caused her to slip and fall to the bottom of the pit x3

There I was minding my own business giving my good friend a shoutout and she was like I am going to make the silly screaming lizard a doodle >:o and I was like yay ^.^!!! But ill have you know im not that smoll >:o! She is just beeg >.>! Artist: @sockbubble.bsky.socia

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Im honestly big sad that this game got canceled but it was such a delight giving all the goobers of the overworld the beans XD And getting some delicious and epic nuggies by causing chaos in the human settlement x3

Why did the game devs replace all of my sweet, sweet heals with horrible knives, theres only more knives, I can't eat knives ;x; I mean as a kobold I can XD But this doesn't count ;x;!!!!!

Ight we got some new games to enjoy and some old classics I need to finish, as well as the ending of Mina the Hollower this week! Big change though is I am going to start doing community games on Saturdays ^.^!

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I..... I just witnessed a murder >.>! Don't believe that sweet demeanor and adorable face, that is the face of a cyclops murdering cow bean..... yknow on second thought maybe them joining me for cheese burgers should have been the first sign.... lol

Ok I just resaw this clip and omfg I felt sooooo much stupid Ptsd all at once, I have to say it, there is no reason at all in the entirety of the universe that this stupid flat faced fly thing is as strong as the hollowknight from the first game wtf Teamcherry why DX!!!!!

Idk what it was, but just seeing Monki's little dot slowly track across the distance and collide in to the mountain killed me XD I think it was the pure panic in Monki's voice lol x3 Love that scrungle!

I love my wife, Poe is such an amazing bean, a very incredible chef, but I swear to Tiamats colossal bosom that some of the things that she has said have just absolutely taken me back XD Were talking hot takes? Hope you like them grilled to perfection mixed with brain rot lol, love you Sweetie <:3

My good friend Willizin really asked me, a 10 year perma DM if there was more then one Dazi out there..... I may be one of a kind, but there are sooooooooooooo many kobolds I have made through the years! And now he too will fear my scrungles >:D

Look all I can say is I absolutely loved Silksong but as much as I loved the game, some parts were absolutely demoralizing and terrifying, but some how I managed to knock it all out and unlock as many hidden secrets and shinies as I could! Still loved that hidden ending ^.^!!!!

Don't you just hate it when your pulling off a really sick combo and finish off a boss with an awesome finisher, just for the boss to fire a missel or give you a dot, and as the boss dies your hp ticks down before their death animation can fully play and you have to refight the boss all over again!

Lovelies heres the upcoming week, as I said a lil less Palworld, but we got the new release of Dinoblade this week, as well as the new sponsor for Tears of Metal and it looks sick! Also gona try out the mound with Monki ^o^

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Well it seems being too small really does make driving harder....and mebbe using a brick to reach the gas pedal was a little stupid..... and there is a possible non zero chance that said brick slide around and now I can not get out of reverse.... but like who could ever see that coming right XD?

Honestly I really miss Neighbors some times, it was a genuinely really fun game with some really fun ideas, sadly not every indie game can make it p.p But I will say this if you were playing Kevin or the enemy team was, its a good time when hes taken down XD We all hate Kevin XD

Look I still stand by this, I will be the first dumb ass to slap the self destruct button to make sure some nightmare that can spread like that, cannot, and will not ever touch down on this place XD Idc if I have to become the villain doing it!

Yknow in kingsmen they said manners maketh man, but based on Indiana Jones, as well as Onepiece, what if its the hat that Makeths man >.>! Quick I must start hoarding hats ASAP!

Some say making horribly cheesy dad jokes is a great way to get your ass kicked or apparently a bell dropped on your noggin, I say it was mother fluffing soooooooo worth it XD!!!!

A lovely bean who has been pretty shy and really nice wanted to draw me a bit of fanart and I thought it was really cute ^w^!!!!!  Artist: Determined

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