I also ruined Santa Claus in elementary school, along with bringing the cuss words, meanings, and how to use them in a sentence. 🫣

Roster Player 99@dccortez.bsky.social · 7d ago

Y'all ever sit back and ponder, and come to the realization that “It was me!” about some shit? Me, it's introducing weed to my sandbox friends. You're welcome to be honest.

Y'all ever sit back and ponder, and come to the realization that “It was me!” about some shit? Me, it's introducing weed to my sandbox friends. You're welcome to be honest.

I know this team lol

11 runs is the fewest the Nats can score for me to feel semi confident that they win the game.

The tears of joy when I just saw Resy Credit post 🥹

Nats Park is jumping!!!

Saw this on "In Class With Carr" earlier and thought more people should see it. Rest in peace to Tony Brown. Long live HBCUs

Note to self: leave tonight out of the memoir.

This upcoming series against the Snakes is critical!!

Fuck DoorDash on behalf of the residents of D.C.

Houthis said, “Don't worry! If they mans come through our block we checking dem too!”

This is legit unnecessary madness 🤣🤣

Might as well roll a sheet when I get home, grabba already in the air.

This has turned me into the “skunk at brunch” since I keep asking folks if they know we are living during the Earth's 6th extinction event. 🤣

Rico, hausfatha of WAWG & short king CEO 🧞✨@epereza22.blacksky.app · 3w ago

What have you been reading for the month of July? 👀📚

Lord knows I hate that stupid song but good Gawd!

Bryan hates LeBron, and I'm just asking whether we can enjoy what we have witnessed for damn near 25 years, amongst other things.

@btb417.bsky.social · 3w ago

Tune in this Saturday at 1pm on beltwayradioandbeyond.com for an all new episode of No Filter Sports featuring special guest @dccortez.bsky.social as we discuss about the #fifaworldcup and LeBron's time with the Lakers.

I'm pulling for Bryce Harper to win the derby. History shows that when he wins the derby, the Nationals win the World Series the next year.

600k well spent

Green Day had hits

How my life turn into Gibbs verse on MUTT

This competent front office is a far cry from…

Man nothing sends me more than counterfeit Masters and MAGA hats. It's like whites folks' version of a fake throwback. The only thing different is I can tell when somebody got on an Itchell & Mess.

A call came in to issue a pardon to Balogun.

If “I wish these crackers would.” ever had a face.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last mo.

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

Every store I've exited today, I’ve heard someone make some kind of audible sound about this sweltering heat! Been me a handful.

Me, ignoring the “closed” sign at all my folks bars when the door is still open.

✊🏾 Goonica Rambeau 🦸🏾‍♀️@simplycarla7.bsky.social · last mo.

It’s crazy how people don’t read what’s right in front of them

Oh, I didn't see the Salmon Alito news. The court reclaimed the day. 🤣

LeBreezy said, “Fuck the last day of SCOTUS term! Hold my beer!” 🤣

What stories are we telling in the climate refugee camps? I'm starting with, “Before we ran out of water, we had golf courses in the desert!”

I'm so fucking mad