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just a little carp trying to leap through the dragon gate. she/her, 🔞.中/Eng
saw a funny tweet that was like everyone thinks changmu marriage is evil changhe bullying sweet naive su muyu but actually it's changhe being forced to eat nearly inedible meals every day
you ever see a price so high that it makes you feel actively insulted. like oh so we're making jokes now. $12 for 5 pre frozen shrimp dumplings. go into the comedy club and get up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else
pulling on your pigtails. mouse. mousetails
it's really interesting how changmu don't have even a little bit of an incest vibe despite being shixiongdi and spending all their time together from the age of 10. but that's because their dynamic is much closer to selfcest
is anyone else a little annoyed that the movie nerfed telemachus so hard. not sure why we got a long combat training sequence with him only for it to pay off in..... telemachus barely overpowering (1) servant without otherwise contributing to odysseus' 1-man revenge montage
why does he look like if you dangled a bone in front of a puppy who’s been kicked repeatedly
I can’t take this anymore… if you’re going to let gj dub himself please just let him speak sichuanhua it’s less painful on my ears
just bc I haven't posted changmu in a while doesn't mean I don't think about them constantly
sorry but I will mute anyone I see posting "I fed this into an AI detector and it said (whatever)" no matter how well intentioned they are. why would you feed anything into another AI (a) giving it more training material (b) without consent
I think the reason wilson's odyssey review annoys me is because it reminds me of the most ungenerous academic seminar participants I came across, who did not read your paper or even glance at your main results but decided that it was garbage
having a day job sucks. when am I supposed to frolic with my three good friends and plot against the sinister cardinal richelieu
bingqiu and changgu both feature pseudo incestuous dynamics, but sqq being binghe's stand-in mom makes their relationship have such different dynamics. he would simply never go to the store to get milk like gu "owes years of back child support" zixi
considering whether to take the cyclospora risk on a peach. just like my good friend prufrock
you're trying to crush an esp annoying and dexterous bug, which should be a 1min task at most, but random people keep coming in and distracting you from the bug or putting a cup over the bug and taking it elsewhere. eventually you are so baffled that you give up. poseidon trying to drown odysseus
does anyone want to fund my movie idea. it's an iliad adaptation but it's actually just achilles mogging for three hours. there's an extended sequence where agamemnon leads a doomed charge and it all takes place off screen while achilles flexes in his tent. ajax appears for 2 mins on a stretcher
you know agamemnon's pr team talked to chris nolan bc not only does agamemnon have insane unearned aura in the movie, achilles doesn't even APPEAR AT ALL
ok I've looped back around to enjoying odyssey discourse bc I just saw a very funny sirens skit from a lady and all the comments were arguing w each other about what the sirens "canonically" sing about. this is so much better than six seven
I think it's really funny that a lot of modern odyssey aus and adaptations make odysseus the responsible designated driver. I wouldn't designate him to drive me home in a golf cart. my ass is not getting home
you know agamemnon's pr team talked to chris nolan bc not only does agamemnon have insane unearned aura in the movie, achilles doesn't even APPEAR AT ALL
to elaborate on this I don’t like that they made menelaus an andrew tate lookalike and I don’t agree w that direction for his character. yes he does consider women (esp helen) to be his property but he wouldn’t express it in terms of “wow look at my wife who’s less hot now”. makes no sense at all
i did have a few moments where i thought “they would not fucking say that”. but overall i thought this was the movie nolan was meant to make, which i always respect a lot. this movie was made to please the creator and not me