lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你

@dcyiyou.bsky.social

just a little carp trying to leap through the dragon gate. she/her, 🔞.中/Eng

you're trying to crush an esp annoying and dexterous bug, which should be a 1min task at most, but random people keep coming in and distracting you from the bug or putting a cup over the bug and taking it elsewhere. eventually you are so baffled that you give up. poseidon trying to drown odysseus

does anyone want to fund my movie idea. it's an iliad adaptation but it's actually just achilles mogging for three hours. there's an extended sequence where agamemnon leads a doomed charge and it all takes place off screen while achilles flexes in his tent. ajax appears for 2 mins on a stretcher

lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你@dcyiyou.bsky.social · last wk.

you know agamemnon's pr team talked to chris nolan bc not only does agamemnon have insane unearned aura in the movie, achilles doesn't even APPEAR AT ALL

to elaborate on this I don’t like that they made menelaus an andrew tate lookalike and I don’t agree w that direction for his character. yes he does consider women (esp helen) to be his property but he wouldn’t express it in terms of “wow look at my wife who’s less hot now”. makes no sense at all

lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你@dcyiyou.bsky.social · 2w ago

i did have a few moments where i thought “they would not fucking say that”. but overall i thought this was the movie nolan was meant to make, which i always respect a lot. this movie was made to please the creator and not me