a child at a dinner party asked me if I wanted to come read Calvin and Hobbes with her so I can say with authority that the kids are alright
hot girl who is a weird guy
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seems kind of fake that the only way to combat shame is action. who came up with that
your first pair of bell bottoms will change your life btw
half the joy of collecting records is how impractical it is. I dread the day we move. but I’m gonna keep on buying those suckers. there’s absolutely no self control involved, it’s not even a part of the equation
ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of getting lobotomized at a government sanctioned ADHD work camp
so your 20s are hellish and there’s no getting around it but post-25 as long as you’re earnestly pursuing self-betterment you’ll become more and more yourself every day and it kind of fucking rocks
why do they still package pills with the little tear-off corners. horrendous design
it’s really crazy how you can be minding your own business and suddenly everybody starts having kids
oh hot dang, we're doing stuff THIS VERY WEEKEND. See y'all soon Chicago and Detroit areas 🛹🦈
lowkey mad asf my haunted house days are over because I need to be able to bark and spit blood at strangers in a controlled environment. it’s genuinely never been more important
it is imperative to your survival that you regularly develop elaborately sexy little dance numbers to perform by yourself in the shower
it’s raoul duke summer (aviators, hedonism, writing in a way that’s somehow also hedonistic, freaking people out for my own personal entertainment)
I really hate to do this, but I'm being royally screwed over by my roommate and have to find a new place to live in just over a month with no savings set aside. I'm in a really bad position and was totally blindsided by this. Any bit helps as I scramble to find a new apartment. ko-fi.com/ersatz64989
@ Omaha multiple DEA agents at sinners corner on 14th and William today. not sure if they’re just going there or a bunch of dispensaries but worth it to keep eyes open
say what you want about the Midwest but we popped off with the snickers salad
goat is 84 today btw if you haven’t prayed to your god McCartney yet
gender identity is hot girl who is a weird guy. in case you’re wondering what my deal is
this scene is gonna go CRAZY in the Ocarina of Time remake
it’s raoul duke summer (aviators, hedonism, writing in a way that’s somehow also hedonistic, freaking people out for my own personal entertainment)
and god said unto thee: your 20s will be wack as fuck. amen.