The Doctor Is In: Get to Know Abdul El-Sayed, the Man Who Just Shocked the Democratic Establishment

He beat $65 million, the party machine, and every pundit’s expectations. Now he’s one race away from the U.S. Senate — and MAGA is terrified.

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“There’s Nothing We Could Do To Rein In The President”: John Cornyn Just Told You Exactly Who Owns Him

A sitting United States Senator admitted, out loud, on camera, that the co-equal branch of government he works for is decorative. Then he explained why: the paycheck comes later.

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The Daily Dean Newsletter: Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Canada Builds The Exit While Trump Melts Down · CBS Buries The Epstein Tape · The Cornered-Rat Presidency · Blanche Promises To Kill Abortion In All 50 States · The Empty Arsenal

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The FiveStack LIVE: Blanche Gets His Votes, Wyden Gets the Banks, Michigan Gets the Last Word

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While Trump Was Screaming At Reporters Yesterday, Canada Announced A $28 Billion Anti-Trump Escape Hatch While Posting Its Biggest Trade Surplus In Years

And nobody in Washington even noticed, because they were too busy setting their own economy on fire while protecting their rapist President.

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The Cornered Rat Presidency: Trump Is Losing Everything At Once — And He Knows It

The screaming, the insults, the grass rant, the aides yanking reporters out of the room. This isn’t strength. This is a man watching it all come apart in real time.

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Todd Blanche Was Just Caught Promising The End Of Abortion In All 50 States If Confirmed As AG

Trump’s AG pick got caught on a “private” prayer call promising to make Dobbs permanent in all 50 states. The Senate votes on him today. This is fine.

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Dean’s Live With Ken Harbaugh: The Empty Arsenal, The Reflecting Pool Lie, And The Blanche Coronation

If you missed today’s live, you missed former Navy pilot and Burn the Boats host Ken Harbaugh joining us to walk through a news cycle so stupid it should come with a concussion protocol.

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America Shot Its Shot And Now They're Out Of Ammo. Literally.

The Pentagon spent five months emptying its missile closet into Iran, and now the “most powerful military in the world” is basically standing in the desert shaking an empty Pez dispenser.

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The Daily Dean Newsletter: Tuesday, August 4, 2026

The Pentagon Emails Itself For Ideas · Trump Sues His Bank Into Confessing · Blanche’s Midnight Immunity Con · $100K To Front-Run The President · Elvis, Jesus, And A Bedminster Meltdown

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America's Most Corrupt Lawyer, Todd Blanche, Just Pulled Off the Con of the Year — At Midnight, On a Sunday, On Twitter

Blanche's midnight magic trick made the slush fund vanish — and made the Trump family's IRS debt vanish with it.

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Elvis, Jesus, and an Alien in Handcuffs: The Weekend the President Publicly Fell Apart

A minute-by-minute autopsy of Trump's 42-post Bedminster meltdown, and the paid feed letting hedge funds profit off every second of it.

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BREAKING: Trump Is Now Charging $100K A Month To Let You Steal Money With Him.

Give Trump 100k, you get to benefit from his insider trading tips that have made him and the Trump Crime Family BILLIONS.

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60,000 People Swam Into Spain, 67 Didn’t Make It, Trump Called It A “Talking Point,” And He Might Have Had Something To Do With Making It Happen

Something happened at Europe’s back door this week, and questions are swirling around the Trump Regime's involvement.

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The Daily Show's “Presidential Neck Vag” Is A Billion Dollar Idea

I Watched The Daily Show's Trump Neck Vag Sketch 14 Times, And I Regret Nothing

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“The Boss Wants This Money”: WSJ Bombshell On How Trump Turned The White House Into A Shakedown Operation With The "Princess Of Darkness"

The most corrupt fundraising machine in American history has a name, a phone number, and a nickname straight out of a mob movie.

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While Trump Was Threatening Us AGAIN, Canada’s Economy Quietly Started Humming — And America’s Mortgage Rate Literally Hit 6.66%

Canada just posted its second straight month of growth, shocking growth, by doing the one thing Trump said we couldn’t do: living without him.

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Bernie Moreno Helped Elect The Man Who Horrifically Abused His Daughter And Granddaughter. He Still Won't Say His Name.

The toughest guy in the Senate hearing room is the quietest guy in Ohio.

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The Daily Dean Newsletter: Friday, July 31, 2026

Iran’s War Swallows Egypt · Trump’s F-Bomb “Doctrine” · MAGA’s Ukraine Apology Tour · The President’s Lawyer Stalls · Melania Comes For My Partner

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🚨 The Trump Regime Just Tried To Buy The World Cup — And All Of Europe Told Them To Get Bent

Gianni Infantino tried to quietly sell a piece of the biggest sporting event on Earth to Jared Kushner’s little brother. UEFA’s response? All 55 countries, unanimously: “We’re out.”

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🔥 Dean’s LIVE w/ Ken Harbaugh: Iran Hits Egypt, Trump’s “Strategy,” MAGA’s Ukraine Apology Tour, and the Brutal Legacy of Lindsey Graham

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BREAKING: Egypt Attacked By Iran As Trump's War Spins Out Of Control And We’re Officially Out Of “I Told You So’s”

The Iran war just swallowed Egypt, Trump is screaming at his generals, and every single person who built this catastrophe was hired specifically because they’d never say no.

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The Daily Dean Newsletter: Thursday, July 30, 2026

Trump Naps Through A Funeral · McConnell Gets A Proof-Of-Life Letter · The Tates Meditate Behind Bars · Elon Sues For The Right To Undress You

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"He Loves Blowing Stuff Up": The Lindsay Graham Tapes That Could Bury Trump's Presidency

He let a film crew record four years of private calls with Trump, Netanyahu and MBS. Then he died. Now it's all coming out.

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VIDEO: The Agent Who Smelled Too Much

A man sat behind the President of the United States at a funeral yesterday, and his face told us everything the White House press office never will.

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The Tates Are Still In Jail, Their Lawyer Says “The Good Outweighs The Bad,” And That Andrew Is Now Communicating On X "Telepathically." Welcome To Week Two.

A follow-up to “One Guy, One Sign,” because somehow it got dumber.

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Elon Musk Is Suing Minnesota for the Right to Keep Posting Deepfake Nudes, Child Porn, and Revenge Porn On X.

Yes, you read that correctly.

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The Daily Dean Newsletter: Wednesday, July 29, 2026

They Buried Graham And Trump Napped · Bari’s 60 Minutes Skin Suit · The Manosphere’s Army Is One Guy · The RCMP Cleared Itself · Union Country Turns On Trump

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Bari Weiss Just Hired a Trump Loving Church Blogger to Replace Scott Pelley At 60 Minutes

Inside the new “60 Minutes” lineup — rated by MAGA-curiosity, Bari proximity, and how badly Mike Wallace’s ghost wants a word

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FiveStack: Trump Buries Lindsey Graham — and the World He Held Together

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