Spooky23

@dearmrlevy.com

GOAT (retired) Tottenham Hotspur blogger OG The Fighting Cock @lovetheshirt.bsky.social Bucks 🦌 Work for a brand doing social media and content. Part-timer with… Patreon.com/spookyinpurgatory Seasonal blog reports - The Guardian Filthy Shambles podcast

Simon Jordan is an embarrassing mess. Like a petulant little child making up nonsense to cope better for no other reason than having loyalty to his friend Daniel Levy. ‘17th placed Tottenham’ 😂 That’s us forever now, we’ve moved in permanently. Between there and the accommodation in your head.

‘Villa and Newcastle punished for rules that are rigged towards teams that finish 17th x2 and hold nice concerts and NFL’ ‘Rigged’ Dan Bardell has absolutely shat the bed. So building revenue organically is a crime as opposed to what the likes of Chelsea and City have done?

The Tottenham community content and BTS for the kit launch has been phenomenal. Well done. We have people at the club that get it 💙

Just had a look at the fixtures list for the 2026/27 season. Them lot having to give us a guard of honour at the Emirates is absolute cinema.

What’s everyone’s drip for next seasons league title parade in N17? Might go with a vintage home shirt, natural indigo selvedge denim and white and blue Jordans.

I love the angle taken by @kenearlys on the Champions League final. He’s absolutely right to dedicate so much time to how Arsenal waste time 🗑️ The drinking water and human life lines

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I’ll shut up soon (probably wont) but that parade has produced so much fuel 😂 just muggy casuals showcasing what they truly are. Tremendous stuff 😂😂

Piers Morgan complaining about Spurs/Chelsea fans mocking them. They live with the delusion and expectancy of needing every fanbase to bend the knee. Doesn’t matter what they do on the pitch - their fanbase has the ability to render it non existent because they’re such beggy needy *****.

Letter from the chairman. Nice words, decent self awareness, meaningless without actions. So we wait. I can’t see them having any other option than finally daring to do something. They simply must.

We all know the club is broken but in the moment, the sheer misery of potential relegation, the risk of it … of course we’re going to be joyful in celebration. We’ve had little else all season, especially at home. Football fans claiming they wouldn’t are fraudulent. Pundits are out of touch too.

Biggest concern tomorrow considering how fragile the players and the supporters are is if West Ham score first. I’m trying my best to be positive but I keep defaulting to the very darkest thoughts. Gonna need more rum.