boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy
@deathco.re
it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels IT/ITS 25
First of all, I am way more familiar with AOC than you🙄🤦♀️ Second of all, You are a 45 follower clown. 🤡 IDK maybe not tell a 26,500 large account how to skeet 🤔🤷♂️
if you look at a chart of all my scrobbles you can very clearly see the point at which i lost my last job and the creeping insomnia which preceded it. on the bright side, you can also see a very excruciatingly slow process of sleep schedule regularization taking form
every time i saw signs for Gina Swoboda in arizona i thought to myself how much it must suck to be her. imagine running for a political position in america with a last name that literally means FREEDOM but you have basically NO way of beneficially incorporating that into your branding
environmental storytelling in this gas station bathroom. not even remotely sure what story is being told exactly, but i'm sure it's something
i see a little silhouetto of a rabbit scaramouche scaramouche will you feed him a carrot
imagining a guy who wants to be a good trans ally but hasnt really got it all down so any time someone mentions themselves as trans he puts a reassuring hand on their shoulder and says “well *i* think you’re a real woman :)” fully irrespective of the subject’s identity
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you might get baked and to of pie on the magic school bus
thought of a new white guy name. Jeff Amphetamine
if hideo kojima had written exodus then the pharaoh would have been named Harden Hartman
a dude with a license plate which concerningly resembles "CSA ILY" just cut in front of me mid-order in the in n out line and refused to reverse so the employee had to acquiesce and serve him first and start my order again 5 minutes later
i posted this on twitter and they are cooking my damn ass. no one seems to recognize that i feel the box to be significantly cooler than what is actually inside it
boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy@deathco.re · last mo.my drugs have been chaotically spread out across disparate locations within my living spaces for three years now and it has resulted in many stressful or tragic (eg. valuable ones disappearing without a trace) situations. i've always wanted a Doctor Suitcase for this. dream accomplished
BREAKING NEWS: Lake Havasu 4th of July Boat Crash
Is there an animal who is better than the raccoon? not really
i hate to admit it, i truly do, but i cannot help noticing that everything in the world only started really going to shit when they stopped making Punk Goes Pop albums
whose idea was making Sonic Drive Thru's slogan "This Is How We Sonic". that just makes me think of The Hollow Men. is that what sonic corporation of america wants to be associated with
i really dont mean to alarm you all but based on what i am hearing it seems like an america is blowing up to smitherenes tonight
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my drugs have been chaotically spread out across disparate locations within my living spaces for three years now and it has resulted in many stressful or tragic (eg. valuable ones disappearing without a trace) situations. i've always wanted a Doctor Suitcase for this. dream accomplished
i like when you're in costco after business hours end and they dim the lights by 40%. it occurs to me that i would enjoy shopping anywhere much more if they made it more grotto-like
the owner of my bar just showed me this “report” he wrote for sunday school when he was a kid. i am fucking crying
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
white people love to be named "george heggle"