Todd Eschlund
@deathmaw.bsky.social
Reader of books, player of games, occasional werewolf.
Downplay a book or movie: Disagreement of the Worlds
Eric Buchert@ericbuchert.bsky.social · 4d agoDownplay a book or movie: Some of the King’s Kids
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction
Eric Buchert@ericbuchert.bsky.social · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
You do not need to react, or even form an opinion, on every event around you. A true warrior knows that often it is better to simply observe and learn, to alleviate one's ignorance, rather than putting it on full display.
English is weird. “T” makes the “CH” sound in “Picture” “OLO” makes “ER” sound in “Colonel” (pronounced “kernel” in English). “T” makes the “CH” sound (again) in “Stricture”. Therefore “tolot” spells “Church” in English. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Improve a TV show with lions CSI: Lions How I Met Your Lion Law & Order: Lions Star Trek: Deep Space Lions
Neil Williamson@neilwilliamson.bsky.social · last mo.Improve a TV show with lions Call The Lions Lions Behaving Badly Multicoloured Lions Doctor Lions
You’ve Stoned your last Temple Pilot.
THE Burger King@aburgeraday.bsky.social · last mo.You've hooba'ed your last stank.
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Eric Buchert@ericbuchert.bsky.social · 2mo agoName a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Change a letter in a film title to make it about food or cooking. Glazing Saddles
Eric Buchert@ericbuchert.bsky.social · 2mo agoChange a letter in a film title to make it about food or cooking. Pie Hard
Share a TV show you love (or like-ish) from the 1960s. 📺 (if you feel like it)
Mission Impossible Intro Title Sequence Leonard Nimoy Burning Fuse Mission Impossible
Alt: Mission Impossible Intro Title Sequence Leonard Nimoy Burning Fuse Mission Impossible
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Eric Buchert@ericbuchert.bsky.social · 2mo agoShare a TV show you love (or like-ish) from the 1960s. 📺 (if you feel like it)
An 80s show wherein Tom Selleck investigates circles called “Magnum Pi”.
emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2mo agoAn 80s show wherein Tom Selleck helps women with that not-so-fresh-feeling called “Magnum pH.”
Please sir, my Sabbath, it’s Black.
Eric Buchert@ericbuchert.bsky.social · 2mo agoPlease sir, my Öyster Cult, it's Blue.
You ever have one of those days that starts out fine and then just goes to crap? First, my AC stops working at home just 15 days after I spent over $5,000 getting it fixed. Now my car has died on me, so I can’t even get to work (or to a location with working AC). Fun times.
Merge two movies. Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of Michael Myers
Jere from Buffalo.@jeredolan2.bsky.social · 2mo agoMerge two movies. Robin Hood: Prince of Tides
Merge two movies. The Man in the Iron Mask of Zorro
Eric Buchert@ericbuchert.bsky.social · 2mo agoMerge two movies. The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Forgot to build a dam. (Damnesia) Forgot about my neighbor’s lamb. (Lambnesia) Forgot to cause needless damage. (Mayhemnesia) Forgot about that scam that’s going around. (Scamnesia) Forgot to firmly close the door. (Slamnesia)
Uncle Duke@uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2mo agoForgot my kids at a gas station. (Famnesia) Couldn’t recall the name of the Rubbles kid. (Bam Bamnesia) Didn’t wake you up before I went went. (Wham!nesia)
If you see this, QP your getaway vehicle!
a sandy area with trees in the background and a mountain in the background
Alt: a sandy area with trees and a mountain in the background showing KITT jump over a small body of water
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Eric Buchert@ericbuchert.bsky.social · 3mo agoIf you see this, QP your getaway vehicle!
Slightly diminish a book. The Sit by Stephen Prince
Double Proficiency 🐦⬛@doubleproficiency.com · 3mo agoSlightly diminish a book Moderate Expectations
#GameNightQuotes “Calm down and let me stab you to health.”
