I'm considering setting up my own business. I understand the world needs more cheeky bastards x
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Perhaps I should have said "When I hear that a massive wanker was "secretly kind" after they've died I consider them to be a massive fucking coward"? x
BUCKERS@deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 2d agoWhen I hear that someone was "secretly kind" after they've died I consider them to be a massive fucking coward x
When I hear that someone was "secretly kind" after they've died I consider them to be a massive fucking coward x
The existence of Jeremy Irons implys the existence of Jeremy Anaemias x
I dunno, just seems a bit much having 3 ‘e’s in the word omelette x
Has anyone checked on Farage? Is he still trying to finish that pint in his England top? x
Boob Tube. Never once have I seen boobs and thought “you know what they need? Tubing.” x
The more I think about it, the more I believe that Odysseus is Irish. 1. Went out with his pals and didn't come home for ages 2. Wouldn't take any advice 3. Absolutely loves songs about struggles 4. His name is O'dysseus, for Christ's sake!
Just seen The Odyssey. It’s alright, yeh. Bit dramatic. I think I’ve just watched a film about a man gaslighting everyone? John Leguizamo’s in it x
Everyone: LinkedIn: As a recruiter, here's what having a Pilonidal Cyst removed from my bum taught me about investing in an AI Scenario Library.
Me: My mum: remember during the 1986 local election when you asked the woman in the polling station “why do we have blood?” x
Do you mean the bit of the Mediterranean that catches on fire? x
Just found out that Gianni Infantino is 56 years old and not, as I thought, 274 x
I was just out in the garden putting some underwear on my drying rack and watched a pigeon shit directly into my pants. How's your Wednesday going?
I see people are sharing pictures of themselves from the 70s. Weird way to ask for a picture of my dad’s testis, guys x
Girl dinner tonight of one fish finger on a rice cake and 1/4 of a Victoria Sponge. Can of Heineken 0 🧑🍳 👌🏼 x
Heard that this year's John Lewis Christmas advert is going to be a 3 minute montage of Andy Burnham with "Waiting for a Star to Fall" by Boy Meets Girl playing in the background x
What I'm hearing about this The Odyssey film is that if you've read a 120,000 word poem written in 8BC, in Homeric Greek, you're going to think that a man who made a film about magicians cloning themselves has done a bad job of making it IMAX x
Going to see a The Flaming Lips tonight. Suppose I’d better start listening to their music x
One day there will be so many panel shows the government will send out letters asking us to each do an episode, like jury duty, but instead of solving crimes we'll be answering questions about what "67" means and how many Tic Tacs Romesh can stick up his hooter x
Chortle@chortle.bsky.social · 2w agoKatherine Ryan to host Top Trumps panel show