WHEN I HEAR MUSIC, IT MAKES ME DANCE YOU GOT THE MUSIC, HERE'S MY CHANCE EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN, AND THE MUSICS NUMBER ONE AND THE LIGHTS SHINING BRIGHT, THERE'S A PARTY HERE TONIGHT
RAVAGE
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀DECEPTICONS ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀FOREVER. ⠀ ⠀ (fan account)⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
[ putting on the ‘Mr president, a second penis has entered my ass’ t-shirt ]
i return from vacation. it was cold and desolate just how i like my vacations
[ holding on for dear life as the fight affects the rest of the lost light ] EVERYONE IN THIS SHIP IS FUCKING CRAZY
CAN ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. YOU ARE ALL CHILDREN. CHILDREN TO RAVAGE. This is unbecoming
[ squinting really hard at the screen ] if they mean master chief, I would be worried. but unsc itself is joke to cybertron. what are they thinking?
do not worry commander. i handle this [ shot from the satellite like it’s revenge of the fallen but he’s been aimed directly at the pizza delivery boy ]
DON'T FEED THEM, YOU FOOL!!! CANCEL IT.
[ silently reaching for the bolt action pistol he keeps in one of his legs ]
BLITZWING DOES NOT HAVE THOSE CURVES❗️❗️ I VILL NOW MARK THIS THREAD AS AUTOBOT PROPOGANDA
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