Ok a few more The lawyers the conjoin, stand up now, to arrest you they advise, such fury they devise, they devil in them lies, stand up now
Chumbawamba - The Diggers' Song
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Dee Evelyn
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Rootin' Tootin' Magpie Salutin' T-Slur No brain, all worms Fax me on my allotment hof ic mine eagan || to þam hean beorge þær ic fultum fand || fælne æt þearfe ☠️ 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴 she/her
Ok a few more The lawyers the conjoin, stand up now, to arrest you they advise, such fury they devise, they devil in them lies, stand up now
Chumbawamba - The Diggers' Song
YouTube video by dprkspacemarine
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There's a traditional folk song, Rufford Park Poachers, about people who refused to comply with the selfish orders of the ruling classes. I think of it often these days "So poacher bold as I unfold Keep up your gallant heart And think about the poachers bold That night in Rufford Park" Stand
A new essay for all my trans siblings and our allies. "As the UK enters a new era of state-mandated segregation, I find myself asking: was it all worth it?"
Pissed in the gender neutral loo today (your dad's mouth). Thanks Mary-Ann Stephenson
Would be nice for a guy to take me for a nice meal, just so I can say I did it. Going out for food with dykes is the best, but like also I reckon I could sit there and make someone feel nice by nodding and laughing at their basic-ass takes on the Odyssey and association football Then get nailed
Swimming in the river two days in a row cos it feels like summer is starting to fade and we need to get as much time in the water as possible
Cycled to the river for a lovely swim, got out to find that cunt Rod Liddle died. What a day
It's probably more helpful at this point to stop imagining government as a thing of high concept and just see it as a toxic workplace for an idiot elite whose attempts to outdo and distinguish themselves against each other for position and career simply kill and maim the rest of us.
Manager I hadn't seen before came to get me for a chat. Thought I was about to get the toilet conversation. Luckily they were just a private healthcare rep wearing an RM manager vest trying to flog me cover. So the nerve wracking week begins
It's @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social birthday, so you can all wish her happy birthday, and as a treat I'm letting her call my cat a little puff
So many people here who position themselves as head-girls of trans women, lecture us what we should do and how we should do it. Most of them are "journalists" or "writers" or "podcasters" and rely on the current state or affairs for their livelihood. Never trust a single one of them, ever.
If you're sad, make pickles. Because even if it doesn't cheer you up you have pickles by the end of it.
Briefly followed a person on Instagram cos she's a cute trans girl who talks about guns, unfollowed 24hrs later for EXACTLY THE SAME REASON
I dunno, maybe a dyke night where 5 trans women end up sitting together on the fringes cos the organisers haven't thought how they might be helped to enjoy stuff without feeling really fucking tokenised and patronised isn't as "inclusive" as you think babes.
Right fuck this I need to stop being miserable and do 3 sheets of tattoo flash, 1. Skulls 2. Safe foods 3. Neolithic pottery and urns and houses Need to get the handpoke skills back again or I'll never do it and deliver the post until I die/retire
Currently having a lovely time in Sheffield before I get overwhelmed at the dyke night. Had a wander about, touched some tropical plants, ate some sushi, got a copy of Black Sunday on CD now having a pint in the best pub in world
From chatting to folk over there - she crashed out, quit voluntarily and then tried to enter various pubs and venues to shit stir and was told roundly to fuck off from all of them As satisfying as it is to see her lose, it was a stupid case for JKR to back, not a stunning legal victory.
BBC burying the lede here until paragraph 3 - JKR bankrolled this and LOST. I repeat - JKR bankrolled this lawfare against the Belfast Film Festival and... LOST. It can be done! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The amount of smiths songs being used to soundtrack Instagram posts about Burnham is the change I didn't want to see in the world.
This is tonight, I'm shiteing it. Don't have an outfit picked, panicking
Maybe deciding to go to a dyke night with a wet t-shirt competition was a poor move for the girl with no tits and imposter syndrome. Ah well nevertheless
Discord? Yeah I use dis cord to tie up my tomatoes and cucumbers and dis cord to dry my onions and garlic Fuck outta here you baby
Discord? Yeah I use dis cord to tie up my tomatoes and cucumbers and dis cord to dry my onions and garlic Fuck outta here you baby
Maybe deciding to go to a dyke night with a wet t-shirt competition was a poor move for the girl with no tits and imposter syndrome. Ah well nevertheless
Just feeling pure alienated by "the community" at the moment. Where's my queers who go wild camping? Where's my trannies who do handpoke tattoos on each other in the stone circle? Wheres the tboys making moonshine? Where's the fucking circle of tents and vans and the homegrown food and music?