Point made on the nufc subreddit that the media team at the club really need to step up to help bring in fans which brings in sponsors and more money.
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Cullercoats beach on a late evening. Volunteers cleaning up the spill from The port of Tyne accident.
Hopkinson has "linkedin bollockmeister drinking grey goose down blu bambu whilst trying to get into mercedes'/Tania's white range rover home" vibes.
Anyway. Does this mean Dan Burn is now a cast member of Jaissie's Jiants?
Also, I know he's been living in Saudi. So he's used to living in a palace. The facilities though.....my local cricket club has better changing rooms.
Working for the club for 5 days. Thorough. Got it. All snark aside, I hope he comes in and does a good job. First job will be "we have no fullback depth.
Newcastle United@newcastleunited.com · 11h agoWe’re delighted to announce the appointment of Matthias Jaissle as Newcastle United head coach. Widely recognised as one of Europe’s leading young coaches, the 38-year-old German arrives on Tyneside following remarkable success with both Red Bull Salzburg and Al-Ahli. Welcome, Matthias! 🖤🤍
At the risk of going against type, the NUFC women's side have bought in a few players with WSL and WSL2 experience. The Scottish lass they bought in has a superb scoring record too. They lost momentum in the middle of the season last time up. Hopefully they get over the hump this season.
Again. They haven't announced that our new coach has the job yet. I assume he's just working pro bono?
Ooh. New video from Ben Chapman on cycling from Scotland to Durham
Hearing that the head of club media has had his ankle tag removed for two days to allow him to stay at work late to make a goodbye Bruno video.
Great news everybody. #nufc have leaked another new stadium design via Luke Edwards to keep the fans happy. youtube.com/shorts/rIc6o...
I BUILT THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT FOOTBALL STADIUM!!
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Am expecting a bottom 5 finish. Jaissle (if he takes the job) to be sacked around March and Graeme Jones bought in to finish the season. Am expecting further asset stripping of players around the January window, Barnes, Thiaw and Hall. Maybe Liveamento as well.
It would be peak Newcastle United for Jaissle to turn down the job because Ross Wilson is asset stripping.
Well, that's a new one for me. Selling our only players capable of playing in the premier league is a slight step back.
The good news is that at the NUFC crest branding presentation last night it was confirmed that going forward all our kits will have a massive yellow stripe down the back.
Btw. We have to sell again next summer to keep Alexander ceferin and the ghouls at UEFA from having to dip into their Nazi gold reserves.
The Local NE football press at the next Newcastle United press conference
Worth remembering that we've yet to recoup the money Andy Howe spent on 2 of the worst players in the club's history and he still might be at the club.
Whatpl be interesting will be the journos who've spent 5 years sneering at the NUFC fans about 'selling their soyls' who'll pivot to "why hasn't anyone thought of the rans'. Journos like Oliver Kay, the racists at Talksport.
Which of the NE journos is going to go first with "it's not the club's fault, it's Newcastle's fault for not being in London".
I do love the 'in a couple of seasons nufc will be good ' stuff. In a couple of seasons we could be in league one. We'll get picked off again next summer with our remaining assets.we also won't have a new training ground.
Going to be fun on the first game of the season when we've got no head coach and about 15 squad players..
All these 'over x pounds is ok' stuff. We get it. You're happy to sell to a club that we say we want to compete with. I personally don't believe that the club wants to compete now.
Newcastle Red Bulls going first thirst trap for their social media
5 years of pif and we're left with Willock, Murphy and Joelinton. 5 years.
I do look forward to Caulkin and Edwards trying to do damage mitigation for the club.
By the start of the season the only players we'll have left will be Jacob Murphy and Joe Willock.