You know … This kinda changes everything considering Lucifer has been hinted to be non-binary- #radioapple

Dee🌶️@deecups.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Is there something you’d like to share with the class Alastor ?

Lucifer calling Alastor “inspiring” will infact be my 13th reason- Especially if it’s followed by Alastor extremely conflicted over it- #radioapple

Alastor would accidentally call Lucifer mommy in bed Yeah you heard me

Alastor having a “first time falling in love” intrigues me because to ME he can either be the most inexperienced awkward romantically repressed loser lover boy there is or the most scariest mf alive and no in between-

Listen we may sound so sure but this is how I honestly feel we’d react if #radioapple becomes canon-

I like this idea of there’s a parallel between al and Lilith with hiding a part of them that’s considered vulnerable Alastor hiding behind a smile Lilith blocking her eyes …The windows to the soul-

What made you delulu and about #radioapple ? This-

You know what I’m even more delulu about than #radioapple itself ? That Niffty sniffed it out before anyone else ….

The people who ARE using theories or what we talk about in our circles to attack others are also a problem I don’t see ALOT of these things because most of what I see and talk about are amongst mutuals The thing I said about “ hating a ship wont stop it from being canon “ can go BOTH ways

Okay here’s what I think 🧵 Idk if the #radioapple hate stems from the gate keeping of Alastors sexuality or the threat of it actually becoming a thing in some shape or form or what - Because there isn’t THIS much hate for OTHER Lucifer ships-

Getting a “Lucilith is better than this ship slop” after a long while Ohh thank god- i thought my content was flopping-

And think yall have learned by now that this account is 15% porn and 75% manic episode-

Right before season three imma feel the need to metaphorically grab Alastor by the shoulders in a “ don’t FUCK it up” and then throw him into the season 3 portal Only to then watch him disastrously fumble the bag- #radioapple

Alastor and Lucifer’s designs complement eachother as a circus tent and clown because the tent shelters and even encourages the clown to be their imperfect foolish self within that space as well as providing shelter and protection from others outside of it who saID THAT??? #radioapple

#radioapple is gonna have a foil song to chaggies “Easy” called “ Hard” trust -

Alastor having a whole villain arc cause he’s sexually frustrated goes crazy-

*stands on my soapbox* Any #radioapple kiss we get Alastor is initiating it Whether it’s a manipulation thing or a heat of the moment Alastors doing it- And yes I will be seeing myself out-

#radiostatic

I am manifesting Lucifer walking into Al’s room and immediately is stunned by the swamp because it’s the first time he’s been in actual nature since only god knows when- #radioapple

It’s highly unlikely But I CRAVE a Alastor rock ballad-

Alastor gets jealous of Liliths return and calls up Mimzy to pretend they are dating Fic when? #radioapple

Alastor breaking Lucifer will be the perfect example of someone not being able to handle what comes with the mask … Being treated like you can handle it all… #hazbinhotel #radioapple

Season 3 is just gonna be Alastor fumbling Lucifer while Lucifer fumbles Lilith huh-

I need Alastor to be “Angels eyes” by ABBA type whipped for Lucifer- Perfect karma in my opinion … JUST SAYING- #radioapple

Today’s post is brought to you by ✨Delusions ✨ I like how everytime there was a rumor about Alastor it was about him A: “falling into holy arms” And B: the overlords questioning if Alastor was defeated by Lucifer- #radioapple

Shipping #radioapple is like hearing a weird noise in the house that no one else heard so you are trying to explain to your family that you aren’t crazy-

#radioapple first time one night standing be like: 🎙️: Just so you know I will NOT be the one submitting in this.. 👑: Huh?..oh yeah that’s fine.. 🎙️: It is not debata- what ? 👑: Yeah that’s cool I prefer to bottom anyways… 🎙️:….oh..

I can see viv taking #radioapple to a ambiguous direction And not in a queer baity way obviously But in a “ they have there own special type of relationship that works for them and they prefer no labels “ But like they can’t be seen with out the other type of thing pfpft- 🧵

He wasn’t wearing his ring in the new youto- *GUNSHOT*

Dee🌶️@deecups.bsky.social · 2mo ago

We shouldn’t read too much into the merch … So from now on I will be blindfolded until season 3- #hazbinhotel #radioapple

We shouldn’t read too much into the merch … So from now on I will be blindfolded until season 3- #hazbinhotel #radioapple