Sometimes I’ll think of Cap’n Crunch’s full name and I smile.

Wearing a loose-ish tank today and I couldn’t stop staring at my tits during my team meeting. Almost starting honking them

Psych appt went well

I’m only waking up tomorrow because I’m making waffles.

A day late ✨ Good morning, fam

Hey

Not to get too vulnerable on main, but one time this guy wanted me to f*nger him so hard that my finger was bruised and swollen for like a day.

It’s…another day

My turn to host the pregame tonight in case any of y’all wanna come over

Taking a long drag of this bih

get those likes, y’all ✨

When I was home visiting last I woke up from a deep sleep to the bed chaotically bucking up and down like a mechanical bull. I thought the ghost I accidentally summoned years ago was finally coming for me. No such luck. The damn dog got STUCK under the bed and was thrashing about to get free.

Fine ass barber moved back to LA a couple of months ago bc him and his girl broke up (🙄). Auditions for a new one has been tedious, but today…I think I found the one.

my new single Are We California Dreaming Yet? is out... now! its available everywhere you stream music. best way to support = Bandcamp jakegiles.bandcamp.com/track/are-we...

I like to use y’all to make decisions for me sometimes…which movie should I watch tonight?

Three people I know have just up and quit their jobs within the last two months. I’m picking up the signs

Straight from the club to your arms

hey

gm

The reason for the season

On my second sangria and I’m ready to make out

morning fam

Same bathroom Same pose Same doofy ass mf

Another Pride, another outfit consisting of a cutoff shirt and shorts. Raven Baxter original.

Perfect weather to sit outside with my summer spritz and these two songs on repeat

Rise n shine, crew

Everyday I’m closer to dropping a link for y’all. I hate this job so much.