If smoking weed wasn't fun it wouldn't have had the word "wee" in it

Finding out a dedicated #ABDL artist doesn't take part in any aspect of ABDL is kinda like finding your priest at a strip club. Nothing wrong with it, just really unexpected

So, I added some spicy paste to my soup to give it a little more of a kick, without first checking to see how spicy it really was. Safe to say, I'm now counting down the minutes until I repaint my toilet

Life is a joke and you're the punchline. Which is why it's so important to know how to laugh at yourself

So tired of people saying things like "As it says in the Bible..." It doesn't say anything in the Bible Books can't talk

#OtD 14 Oct 1977 anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant was "pied" by Thom Higgins, a gay rights activist. She then began praying and burst into tears. Following a boycott, she lost her job as brand ambassador for Florida orange juice. More LGBT+ history here: workingclasshistory.com/tag/lgbtq/

Trans people are Ormagöden's children

Combat veterans that held the friend they've known since basic training in their arms while he tried to scream for his mom with half his torso missing will never understand the pain and trauma cliff racers caused to all Morrowind players

Transphobic mfs be like "We can always tell" acting like ugly cis women don't exist

Call me an indiscriminate fecal matter violator the way I just be doing random shit

Amazing art, but I must ask, why's Dagoth looking like he just busted the fattest nut?

JanRock@janrockart.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Morrowind

TFW you see a character and you just KNOW there's art of them buying wonderbread

To quote an exchange I've seen and will never forget: "Incest isn't as bad as pedophilia which isn't as bad as taxes, which aren't as bad as Trump" "Why Trump specifically?" "Because he's an incestuous pedophile that taxes us"

GOT A SHRIT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I love candy :3

If you ever show someone your boobs and they go "Great googly moogly!", they're a keeper

We really had it all.

Privacy always has been and always will be the best litmus test for people that actually value freedom

Get you a partner that'll kiss you like Brezhnev

Mashallah the caliphate of the rising sun shall conquer the east again!

Bimbofication and socialism actually have much more in common than you'd think No, I will not elaborate

She's a lesbian and any contrary opinion is factually wrong

the more inequality grows, the more every ultrabillionaire on the planet should be fearing for their safety at all times

treekisser@treekisser.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Sam Altman’s home targeted in second attack 👀 Early Sunday morning, a car stopped and appears to have fired a gun at the Russian Hill home of OpenAI’s CEO sfstandard.com/2026/04/12/s...

Come Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the heart and Akulakhan and my massive tits

Voryn Dagoth Ur@dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

I'm willing to moan like a cock-hungry sissy slut when you rearrange my insides, but if you're not gonna grunt like a female tennis player in exchange, then it's just not gonna work out

Me when I see ass (in Demoman TF2 voice): "Oh, I'm gonna eat ye, withe lettuce and berries"

I can't believe we got Umbrella IRL before GTA 6

Ellie Queer Deer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦌🔜 MFF@elliekupo.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Oh... Oh no!