A large pizza is 8 slices. Hypothetically, if every guest has two slices, that’s 90 (45 x 2) slices. So eleven pies w/ two slices leftover. But guess what? Infants can’t eat pizza! And toddlers will barely eat. So call it 10 pies. They needed a robot for this? Are we really becoming this dumb?

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2h ago

ordering Domino’s and then blaming ChatGPT when nobody wants it

Totally engrossing conversation re: Kurt Loder's path from print journalism to broadcast—and everything in between—and Quest was brimming with enthusiasm

Dee Phunk@deephunk.bsky.social · yesterday

Mandatory viewing/listening for folks of a certain age who remember what the M in MTV stands for. Kurt doesn't pop out the house for things like this too often so this is special.

Mandatory viewing/listening for folks of a certain age who remember what the M in MTV stands for. Kurt doesn't pop out the house for things like this too often so this is special.

Kurt Loder | The Questlove Show

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You book Aaron Rodgers to sit down w/ Pat McAfee bc the probability of sh*t going left and getting extra weird is high. And that's what ESPN wants. The drivel and the virality. Screw the journalism and intelligent, engaging on-air talent. They laid off all the ppl who do that well.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.

This reminds me of the part of the Earth, Wind & Fire doc where Philip Bailey playfully admonishes every couple who ever used “Reasons” as a first dance selection at weddings.

Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d ago

There are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!

They officially canceled the Blade reboot today. I feel terrible for him. This was supposed to be THE ONE. Never forget that Marvel trotted this man out at Comic-Con 2019 and the place went apesh*t. 😞

Vulture@vulture.com · 5d ago

Mahershala Ali’s take on the ‘Blade’ reboot sounds like advice from r/relationships. “If they wanted to do it, we would’ve done it,” he said of the MCU’s attempted reboot of our fave daywalker.

This sounds like the f*cking Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show. Kinda remarkable that the guy's still got plenty juice left.

The Obama Foundation@obamafoundation.bsky.social · 5d ago

Still basking in the glow of Chicago’s historic @wnba.com All-Star Game. Check out the moment when President @barackobama.bsky.social surprised a group of young girls participating in the WNBA’s Changemaker Day.

As someone knocking on 48 years old who plays pickup ball twice a week for roughly 2+ hours each session, I haven't felt more seen in quite some time. Loving the angle of this being therapy. Excellent work from @rustindodd.bsky.social.

jan rabari@bushyt0p.bsky.social · 6d ago

honest to god goals www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...

Happy 30th anniversary to A Tribe Called Quest's Beats, Rhymes and Life. Q-Tip recruits an up-and-coming producer from Detroit to help shape the sound and ushers his rappin' ass cousin into the fold as an auxiliary group member. It's a departure from their formula but ages like a fine wine.

Touting Operation Warp Speed and how successful of a program it was (vaccines to help ppl get through COVID) yet earlier today in a hearing they were tearing Fauci to shreds and calling him a fraud. Make it make sense PLEASE.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump: "We were sort of primetime in terms of that whole disaster of covid"

My wife and I went to see Jodeci a couple years ago at House of Blues in Vegas when they had a brief residency. It was the last show of that residency and Jojo was a no-show. If you get tix to this and get all four members, consider yourself and your city extremely lucky.

SinnamonS@sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · last wk.

Won’t be no cheeks 🍑 on this tour! Amen 🙏🏽

Come on a six-week adventure with us to rediscover the lost art of hanging out. slate.trib.al/KlV6ZAB

Come on a Six-Week Adventure With Us to Rediscover the Lost Art of Hanging Out

Do you ever miss hanging out before smartphones? We have a challenge for you.

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This is giving me infinitely more energy than the coffee I just poured up. I feel like I could run through a brick wall right now.

Armand Hammer: Tiny Desk Concert

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If you trust Elon’s hellscape app to hold all of your money, you truly deserve whatever happens next.

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

X Money is launching in the US starting today

For the love of all things holy... you took all this time to pick a city you wanted to play it for your last couple seasons. LIVE IN THE CITY WHERE YOUR TEAM PLAYS AND LIVE WITH THAT DECISION, SIR.

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · last wk.

so much for billionaires fleeing because of zohran

Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.

Ray Radlein@radlein.bsky.social · last wk.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.

WHY ARE WE GIVING AN AWARD RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE INVESTIGATION SUBJECT? WHY DO WE SHAKE HANDS AFTER THIS? WTF IS GOING ON?

Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social · 2w ago

Remarkable camera angle of President Trump as he listens to Wall Street Journal reporters receiving an award for their investigation into Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein — which they pursued despite Trump’s threats and lawsuit.

Kiki Iriafen w/ the best self intro. She was prepared.

Barack Obama@barackobama.bsky.social · 2w ago

Got the chance to see these talented players in action today! It was great having the @wnba.com at Home Court at the Obama Presidential Center for All-Star Weekend. 🏀

It can't understated how aggressively the Knicks winning the championship changed the entire complexion of the Eastern Conference in mere weeks. It's pretty fascinating.

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

LeBron Watch is turning into 2023 when we were trying to guess who wins control of Waystar Royco in the season finale of Succession. Miami is Roman, Cleveland is Shiv, Philly is Kendall and Minnesota is Tom Wambsgans.

Michelobius@michelobius.bsky.social · 2w ago

Shams latest reporting has 3 major factors.Just for the sake of argument let’s say Minnesota is last in happiness (I’d think he’d be less happy in Philly but ymmv). You’d have to rank the teams like this: Happiness: MIA, CLE, PHI, MIN Fit: MIN, CLE, MIA, PHI Championship odds: CLE, MIN, MIA, PHI

Putting aside the obvious sprinkles of AI going on in this video (ugh), the song is fire. This is the first ever solo release of Chad Hugo's career. And after the very public financial battle he's been engaged in w/ Pharrell over the rights to The Neptunes name, I'm rooting for him.

Brilliance Proper@brillianceproper.com · 2w ago

CHAD HUGO IS BACK!!! youtu.be/Lw0IKI_HsF0?...

I know her sophomore effort Back To Black (celebrating a 20 year anniversary this October) is the one that sent her into outerspace. And rightfully so. But I implore you, if you haven't already, to listen to her debut album Frank (2003). A masterclass in production, mixing and sequencing.

Brilliance Proper@brillianceproper.com · 2w ago

Amy Winehouse passed 15 years ago today. youtu.be/fy9Aa0XAwrE?...

You know how bought in to the whole mythos you have to be as a teammate where the celebration dance is him knocking you to the ground when you go in for a hug/high five?

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2w ago

80’s movie-ass ending with a team even named the Gremlins

Listen to the words. I mean, *really* listen to them.

Vince Staples: Tiny Desk Concert

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Tems quit her regular degular corporate marketing job in 2018 and bet on herself. I love these photos of her and some former colleagues at some stuffy work conference. And now look at her. Highly inspirational.

Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith@mewefree.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well, alright!

When the time (and the money) is right, my wife and I want to go to coastal Spain sans kids and eat tapas and drink wine for a week straight.

Look at this geriatric f*ck handing out medals and shaking hands w/ actual accomplished individuals.

In all seriousness, I hope he doesn’t pay for a single glass of wine for the rest of the year bc this was lowkey the defensive play of the game.

JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 2w ago

DOINK!

I like this part of the World Cup where the losing team can hang out on the field and vent about something they didn’t like to the opposing team members while they celebrate their championship.

Say whatever you want about JT present day (and it’s probably warranted)… but I can’t put into words how hard my wig got pushed back the first time I heard “SexyBack” in a club on a pro grade sound system. Dare I say you’ve never really heard the song unless you’ve heard it in that environment.

Stereogum@stereogum.com · 3w ago

Justin Timberlake brought sexy back 20 years ago today