Penny: Collective Barkening
@deer.energy
🔞 only. Chicagoland comedy writer. Deer in the footlights. Sometimes yote. Beatles & pro wrestling nerd. Veteran. 40, 🏳️⚧️, she/her, pan/very demi/poly, θ∆, http://deer.energy. I ❤️ @lumi.mom
Mouths are high on animals that can drown. Otherwise it seems optimal to have them at the bottom.
I'm just going wherever my circadian rhythm takes me
Yall would live this talk on the "web obesity crisis" from 2015: idlewords.com/talks/websit...
Julia@foxgrrl.bsky.social · 2d agoYou can run the entire Windows 7 (32bit) Operating System in less memory than what the single web page "bsky.app" uses when running in a single Chrome browser tab. If you rendered BlueSky threads into PDF documents, those PDF documents would require less memory to display than what "bsky.app" uses.
Crossfaded and apparently it's time for disk space management
Absolutely. Sounds, voice, whatever just puts me off.
Lewdles!@lewdles.bsky.social · yesterdayi cannot watch porn with the sound on to save my life the noises are so icky
Feeling sad, laid down to play my 3ds, it started crashing again. So now I'm more sad.
"iykyk" is one of the most obnoxious things you can say Either talk about it or don't. It's not cute or fun to just be like "I'm excluding you."
My stretch marks make me look like a Wolverine tummy tickle survivor
Stop-mo PNGtuber for @foxander.bsky.social in the style of Fantastic Mr. Fox. Foxander messaged me about the idea and it seemed so cool! He sent me drawings and screenshots for the idea I got to work, it took a bit, but I streamed most of the process and am happy with the result! #3dart #vtuber
self-indulgent little pinup that's been in my head for a while now
I don't think ibuprofen or acetaminophen have ever done anything for me but I still try them out of stubborn hope
Starting a "I just want money" fundraiser because apparently that's where the bar is now
Those trans girls were right, modding your 3DS really is fun and easy
*mad at my tf fetishist roommate* do you think you can TF into someone capable of doing the dishes this evening
the moral of the story is: you can't trust the system
Today it feels like all of my usual aches and pains are flaring up at once without clear provocation
