Mavis Beacon’s Carpal Tunnel: HR Professional
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Me and my boss were talking about cutwater being upgraded and I was like, “Nigga, how much more can you do to a cutwater?!” Apparently, a lot more 😂
That flat sheet liquor gone do it every time.
Morning coochie that's been under them covers slow cookin....
Moisturized intimacy. I felt like I was intruding watching this.
Shit had wild flavor because of the brine… That flavor was going nowhere… But damn! My baby just starting eating burgers and stuff as if the past year and a half! How was I supposed to know 😭
Still thinking about the steak I made last night and I regret it lol. My daughter had never had steak so I decided to cook it well done. I asked her how she like it and she said “Not like this. I don’t even eat steak and I know to not get it well done…” Me chewing for 2mins already:
Still thinking about the steak I made last night and I regret it lol. My daughter had never had steak so I decided to cook it well done. I asked her how she like it and she said “Not like this. I don’t even eat steak and I know to not get it well done…” Me chewing for 2mins already:
Michael Scott's Heartbroken Expression in The Office
ALT: Michael Scott's Heartbroken Expression in The Office
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This has been a GREAT day so far. Interview went well for the role in Manhattan and the EEOC is moving forward with the charge. I love it.
Quality time. A head rub, talking about our aspirations and sipping on tea before we go to bed type of quality time.
What’s yall love language? Mine is acts of service mixed with a lil bit of words of affirmation.
Ravens stadium booing is wild but expected.
It’s his position as a prop for AIPAC and his willingness to pull back the reigns against anything to further a progressive agenda that actually works for the people.
There is about to be a heavy burden on educated folks these next two years to remind people that it will indeed get worse before it gets better, because of how calculated the conservatives were with the implementation schedule of this Big Bullshit Bill. Always been like this, but still.
FLORIDA!!!! - You can absolutely petition to hold a recall election for Byron Donalds. - You can absolutely petition to hold a recall election for Byron Donalds. - You can absolutely petition to hold a recall election for Byron Donalds.
Pickles get a 700% domestic tariff. Charge these cucumber farmers. It’s a war I aim to win.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand? (Absurd answers only.)
Shiiiiiiiiiii…if Scott Colom wins, I’m crediting this brilliant ad as one of the reasons.
“Democrat Scott Colom’s lead over incumbent Republican U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith has grown from 65 earlier to 1,138 votes with an estimated 96% of votes counted. Significant votes are still outstanding in Democratic-friendly Hinds County, as well as thousands of affidavit ballots”
I know it’ll fit perfectly in my mouth. Look at that 😮💨
Having fun on instagram. Best of luck to McDonalds with that lawsuit though.
I want white slaves sold out of Target by March of 2028
Interview tomorrow for this role in Manhattan! 😤