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I’m just here for the jokes, that’s it! D{M}V transplant ; NC Native - mom - wife - baddie - 1920
Why the FUCK did he turn around and run away with the goddamn POSTER CHILD FOR LUMON
This meeting at 8:45 interrupting me doing my silk press. This is what they’re trying to take from me!
Bought an electric griddle from Target to hold my house over during this kitchen renovation. Got home and the damn thermostat thing was missing. I returned it and bought another one from Amazon. Target will never get the chance to treat me like im a piece of shit ever again ….
My husband caught me after my post workout shower, ended up having to take another post workout shower
You mfs had chocolate naan this whole time and ain’t say NOTHIN!! This is the greatest thing I’ve ever eaten
There isn’t anything much scarier than waking up thinking you got a few minutes to yourself to look over and your infant is silently staring deep into your soul
They forgot to change the rest of the simulation cause this was all supposed to happen if Kamala won the election
Hearing YAYA in person and hitting a mean jerk and twist would make this year so much more bearable
To the hussy who is putting smiley faces on the cups of coffee my man orders for pick-up ..…you keep making the hell outta these good ass blonde vanilla lattes!
I judge my mood based off how many times I listen to the Blond album. I’m on my 4th play through and this signifies a depression is near
I just want some plain leggings!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t need the butt scrunch thing please!!!
It’s hilarious the details men seem to find important. My husband (who avg about 33.33% remembering to take the trash to the end of the road) looked at me today and told me I’m putting the trash bags in the can wrong. I’m putting them in “inside out” he says…when tf trash bags have right side?
Every so often I remember Kendrick gonna call this man a pedo on live national tv and I get to smiling to myself 😊
My fridge just sent me a notification that it needs a software update …
Peanut butter hate to see me coming. I’m eating a banana? Give me PB on some naan I’m eating apples? Give me PB to dip I’m eating veggie soup? Act like you been here before and make me PB sandwich!