@dejaxvu.bsky.social

I’m just here for the jokes, that’s it! D{M}V transplant ; NC Native - mom - wife - baddie - 1920

Bought an electric griddle from Target to hold my house over during this kitchen renovation. Got home and the damn thermostat thing was missing. I returned it and bought another one from Amazon. Target will never get the chance to treat me like im a piece of shit ever again ….

There isn’t anything much scarier than waking up thinking you got a few minutes to yourself to look over and your infant is silently staring deep into your soul

To the hussy who is putting smiley faces on the cups of coffee my man orders for pick-up ..…you keep making the hell outta these good ass blonde vanilla lattes!

I judge my mood based off how many times I listen to the Blond album. I’m on my 4th play through and this signifies a depression is near

It’s hilarious the details men seem to find important. My husband (who avg about 33.33% remembering to take the trash to the end of the road) looked at me today and told me I’m putting the trash bags in the can wrong. I’m putting them in “inside out” he says…when tf trash bags have right side?

Every so often I remember Kendrick gonna call this man a pedo on live national tv and I get to smiling to myself 😊

Peanut butter hate to see me coming. I’m eating a banana? Give me PB on some naan I’m eating apples? Give me PB to dip I’m eating veggie soup? Act like you been here before and make me PB sandwich!