It’s an apt comparison because Redmond Barry changes his name to Barry Lyndon and Bruce Wayne changes his name to Batman
Dan Schkade@danschkade.bsky.social · 15h agoListen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
the most annoying person no matter where you go is a jeep wrangler driver
No deodorant down the shore experiment has definitive result: I smell like a deli’s dumpster
Wawa rewards: 1,250 points gets you a free panini Grocery store rewards: 11,500 points gets you $0.75 off your next purchase
You know how in Call Me Maybe she keeps saying “you’re in my way” that’s about my sister in law when im trying to make food for her children and husband down the shore
Jennifer Garner never beating the allegations of looking fantastic
im stepping away due to intense scrutiny so enjoy being blamed for it, your fault
Just find a hall of fame superstar who likes the team and wants to come here, Phillies. Doesn’t seem that hard this summer.
When people call Alec Bohm the Gary Coleman of baseball players it’s supposed to be because his parents spent his money not because he’s playing like actual Gary Coleman, who was very sickly
10 minutes into spider man because daughters love to have a bad tummy
Bart Simpson and Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons
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I have rebranded the american health czar as “Bob Kennedy”. Doesn’t sound so important now does he.
What do the Dodgers know about the end of civilization that we don’t
No stores down the shore. That’s the policy. Bring a cooler full of farmers market sausages and grill a fuckton of them night one, use the rest for beach lunches. Pepper and onion sausage in a pita with a pickle, fuck it.
With these odorless potent cannabis products no one can even tell you’re h-
How about male massage therapists only for the Eagles permanently. Big strong hands, no feelings, no drama.
Wtf am I supposed to do with all these Tarik Schuylkill shirts now
What college did Pussy’s son go to (in the show)
Adam Bonin@adambonin.bsky.social · 4d agoMuch like the Red Wedding on GoT, the Salvatore Bonpensiero arc on THE SOPRANOS was essential in showing the audience that no matter how much affection you had for a character, this universe had unbreakable rules. And it doesn't work if Vincent Pastore doesn't make a thug like B.P. lovable. RIP.
You claim your bedroom territory in the shared house down the shore by putting your bags on the bed, putting your wallet and keys on the dresser, and urinating in the corner
Master Splinter Dads packing for shore 🤝 In charge of the Turtles
We’re having a lot of fun with LeBron Online Content, or LeBrontent, if you will
Wife: Weren’t there like 4 pieces of heirloom tomato pesto Jules Thin Crust pizza left when I went to bed last night Me:
Tom McCarthy please pronounce “gone” correctly, it’s “gawn” not “gonn”