My daughter just said to me, "hey, mum, do you know the difference between a homophobe and an arachnophobe?" Her answer... "Arachnophobes know for sure they're not spiders..." 😉
Eva Lishus
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Shiny but meaningless award winning writer/presenter. Blue-haired author of #TeenGirlsGuideToGettingOff: Sex Ed you should, but won't, get in school. SWERFs n TERFs never welcome. Punch Nazis. Eat The Rich. Plant a tree. She/Her.
No one on my flight knows I'm listening to fairy porn... 😅 Okay... Hat of Rosy Thorns, or whatever you're called... Let's see what you've got... (A friend has been begging me to read this for months, even bought me the book AND the audio book... So here goes...)
So gross and indicative of this weak arsed country when it comes to the very real epidemic of men murdering women. But I heard HOURS about a poor Jewish man's burnt hand. Fuck off. And I day this as a Jewish woman.
Luke@aleofatime.com · 3w agoHe's also getting the kindest headline from them
Barnaby Joyce shows us how volatile angry and dangerous men can be in an instant and @news.abc.net.au turns it into a cheap radio-esque jolly phone in segment asking "tell us a funny time you were interrupted!" A woman is murdered every week in this country by volatile, angry men like him Do better
A middle-aged white Australian man went to another country and murdered a 17 year old girl... Adding to the over one woman murdered per week by an Australian man in our own country. Majority of whom are also white. But tell me more about how Ibrahim or Jaspreet are the ones I should be afraid of.
My latest Lego build. The mushrooms! They're one of the best botanical sets I've done, I reckon. And I've done almost all of them! I also added my own little... touch. Too soon? Bad taste? Ah well. 😃
You wot, mate? Unless I've misunderstood your weirdly worded comment, I'm really not the audience you're looking for. Signed, a Jewish woman who would believe almost anyone of any faith, gender, or persuasion over a zionist any day of the week. Twice on Shabbat 😘 🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸
I think I'd like to go back to a time when the words "viral sensation" were something whispered covertly to a chemist about the tingling beginning of a cold sore rather than this gaudy, narcissistic replacement of actual news, facts, reality, and science that it's become... #PerimenoGotMeMadToday
a woman is walking down a sidewalk with the words hotflashing is my superpower
Alt: a woman is bursting into flames with the caption, "hotflashing is my superpower"
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I think I'd like to go back to a time when the words "viral sensation" were something whispered covertly to a chemist about the tingling beginning of a cold sore rather than this gaudy, narcissistic replacement of actual news, facts, reality, and science that it's become... #PerimenoGotMeMadToday
a woman is walking down a sidewalk with the words hotflashing is my superpower
Alt: a woman is bursting into flames with the caption, "hotflashing is my superpower"
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I think one of the things that makes me so mad about the end of the world is that it's just so excruciatingly cringe. Orchestrated and cheered on by the most embarrassingly fucking stupid humans to ever walk the earth in the history of human civilisation... And the rest of us all just...
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by flames .
Alt: "This Is Fine" gif. Dog in a hat drinking coffee while seated at a table in a room engulfed in fire
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Red coloured light bulb got my hair doing magic n shit! 😍
Hey gang! Who do I know in recruitment in Melbourne? Preferably North Side. Send me a message if ya can!
Hey gang! Who do I know in recruitment in Melbourne? Preferably North Side. Send me a message if ya can!
Did the ABC news lady just say Easter was about the "crucification" of Jesus? 😅
Just reminding you all that you're paying $3 a litre for petrol because the president of the United States rapes children.
It's taken me almost 50 years to realise that when people say "how are you?" when they pass you, they don't actually want to know how you are! BUT if you just say the name of the day, ie "Well, it's a Tuesday!" with a sigh and smile, they laugh and nod, and you have successfully small talked! Woo!
a woman says " i 'm a human , i 'm normal "
Alt: a woman says " i 'm a human , i 'm normal "
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Couldn't work out why my street was packed with cars this morning. Then the run to work was insanely good. And why there were so many gorgeously dressed Muslims walking brought the suburbs... Then I remembered its Eid! So happy Eid to all who celebrate from me and my Muzzy doll! #FreePalestine 🇵🇸🍉
It’s unAustralian to back the genocide-supporting Israeli embassy over Australian of the Year Grace Tame, who turned her abuse into action—empowering women, changing laws & founding a group for child sexual abuse survivors. I stand with her. #auspol
I saw an article on Facebook about that stupid fucking monkey getting a stupid fucking girlfriend and it made me have some thoughts...
Grace Tame is right about everything. That's it. That's the post
Writing: "Fuck Israel. Free Palestine. Love from a Jewish woman. Fucking arrest me. I dare you" On every bootlicking QLD politician's post about their gross new laws. Seriously fuck them.
BUT THEY ALREADY OBLITERATED THEIR NUCLEAR PROGRAM AND ANYTHING ELSE IS FAKE NEWS!!!
a man in a suit and tie is holding his finger to his chin and says fake news
Alt: Stephen Colbert doing his fake news Trump impression.
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Discombobulated feels like too silly a word to use in this moment of distressing history... But it's also the only way to describe how uncomfortable and weird this timeline feels. I don't really know how to deal with it so I'm just gonna ostrich today and turn it all off. Be kind to yourselves.
Girl's school bombed n Iran. Dozens killed and injured. In the middle of Ramadan. And you support it, @albomp.bsky.social What a disappointment you are.
You went went from "kindness is not a weakness", to supporting the two biggest bullies on the planet pretty quickly, hey. One of them is a wanted war criminal, and the other is a convicted predator who is also very credibly accused of raping children. What's that about, @albomp.bsky.social?
Anthony Albanese (@albomp.bsky.social)
Prime Minister of Australia. Member for Grayndler. Authorised by Anthony Albanese, ALP, Canberra.
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I mean, call me a tin-foil-hat wearing, freako-whackjob conspiracy nut... But what the fuck did Hilary say behind that closed door deposition that made them create such a desperately insane mad-scramble distraction?? 🤔
So, let me get this straight... Iran has been "a couple of months away" from creating nuclear weapons for what? 20 years or so now? Oh, until Trump obliterated them all a few months ago because he's the best nuclear weapon obliterator that has ever obliterated... And yet... 🤔
