* Kris, I see you Always, with Susie. * Maybe Susie, is like a Catti, too you to. * You to, share one lizards', brain... * I like, I like!

STOP!!! STOP BUILDINGETH HOUSES!!! I HAVE TO WIN!!!

* ... A week ago, if I knew you did piano... * ... I probably would've just hated that about you. * But now... * I kinda... just wanna hear you play.

* your mother, huh...? * too late. * i already "befriended" your mom last night.

* I just * I thought if I said something different * If we did something different * If we were just kind enough * Perhaps by the time we got here... it would change. * But... but no matter what we do... * Our fate... * ... is already decided.

* I've been waiting alone here... * Um... My whole life for you two to arrive. * So... * I'm really happy to meet you. * I hope we can be good friends, Kris.

* (It's an angel doll.) * (Its lack of facial features is unsettling.)

* CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]

🤠 Aww, shucks! (said for corn reasons)

The DARK FOUNTAIN... ... Why... Aren't they stopping us from sealing it...?

* So... if it helps, whenever you gotta... * You can go ahead alone. * But everything else? * We're doing it together. As a team. * And NOTHING'S gonna change that. * NOTHING! * Whether you like it or not, toothpaste boy!

* I'm sorry if I... don't tell you everything. * It's just... sometimes, knowing things... * It hurts. * And if anyone's going to hurt... * Let it... just be me, okay?

* (Susie's smile, which seemed to defeat everything) * (Shined on in front of you, and for a moment) * (It was as if all the darkness had been blown away.)

* A-HEM. * "Page 142." * "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," * "Times-a pretty good. Times-a pretty bad." * "Mediocre times. Iffy times. So-so times..."

* Kris... before, I didn't think I could be a hero. * I wasn't good enough. I mean, I was... bad. * I still kinda am bad. In some ways, I guess. * But now, I... I got hope crossed on my heart. * Hope, written in truth. Written somewhere... * Written somewhere no one can erase!

* (Ring, ring...) * Hello. * You have reached the Hotline for Idiot Babies. * Please press 1 for Idiots, 2 for Babies, 3 for Idiot Babies, and 4 for None.

That is the Dark World, Susie. An alternate view of reality through the lens of shadow. In other words... ... an illusion.

* Ahahahaha!! Why... why didn't the skeleton... * Have anybody to dance with? * Because... he... had no "body" to dance with! Hahahah!! * hahahahahah. good one. * not only did you totally botch that joke, but, * i'm dancin' with ya, so it doesn't make any sense. * Ahhhahahaha!!

* Kris, you jealous you don't have your own wall plaque? * Amazing what's being done with our taxpayer dollars, huh?

* (Gerson Boom Memorial Bench) "* Throughout my career, some of my best ideas came from dreams." "* Take a rest here. If anyone asks -- you're writing!"

Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!! PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.

* And now...! * You're going to be thrashed! * AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! * Merry Christmas!

... any regrets, Yellow? Well... I did wanna taste that shirt.

* (A grill upgraded by Sans.) * (... but how important to Sans can a grill be?)

* Since... since a little while ago... * All that I've been broadcasting, is the same reruns, over and over... * I... I don't have anything anyone wants to watch anymore... * I'm irrelevant... I'm junk... * I don't wanna be thrown away...

* Susie joined the party! * ... * Susie follows at a distance such that no one can tell she's associated!

* Been a while! I got caught smuggling TV Dinners for DARK DOLLARS. * But that hasn't stopped me. Wanna buy a TV Dinner?

* Good day, boss. * Much to my chagrin, it seems we've become a Cat Cafe. * What is it that I must say...? ... "nya," was it? * I hope it is to your liking. Would you like anything?

FINALLY! REAL weather fans! SUN isn't even a weather! It just... sits there and looks hot!

* Names, names, names! That's what everyone always thinks about. * But, what defines you is... * ... well, it's your body, isn't it?