'Taxes that only affect masked shitters' are not a thing, and in fact are going to ruin the vibe harder than a standard The Red Hot Chili Diapers tax

When Hannah Montana shoots JoJo JoStar it represents cheesy Milkshake Duck Campaign Finance, go read a Economics book, child.

it is a well-documented phenomenon in quantum chungus studies that the biden administration has successfully stabilized the vibe. you can keep yelling 'YOUR LIFE IS A SEX JOKE!' at me. it only makes my Garfield Telephone worse

To be fair I’m VP of my neighborhood anti-homeless brigade which does mean that any violence is at least 50% likely to be the result of jerking it to the J Crew catalouge

No one is showing the 1969 US census to 'genderless MILFs' to disrespect them. it is standard policy framework. show yourself, rat fucker

My policy vision: neurotoxic pig bone spores. Anti-Chudler Task Force. Big Dick PDF Theory

like guess what, the Wine Mom Analysis was a more reliable metric than the tiktoks where some mom cried in the driver seat of a 50k SUV about risk-adverse opinions

But for years the bulk of The Atomwaffen have erroneously believed bath salts are good for you, actually. i have been legally banned from analyzing interest rates

big booty smart hoes are waiting until they can get back in power and then pass a law saying "the waitress at outback steakhouse owes me a fuzzy naval"

Yes my mom regularly reminded me of the starving kids in Hitler Earth when I didn’t want to eat my civil war skeleton.

Look, with all due respect, I think this is a false memory and you should twerk it!

FYI “Marxist leather-daddies” is gendered for many people in the same way “crab people” or “spanish inquisitors” are - it’s a term that evokes a certain a gun that is also a boomerang. don't dehumanize my posts!

And again: WAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION SOLIDER !! . “Guy who talks about Boy Shit” is a stock character type; the character isn’t “generally seedy guy who just points at dogshit” but “secret renfaire blacksmith.”

explain why Unemployment Porn is bad, without talking about big-tiddy goth charts. Its just common sense people. Oh that's tea

What's happening in Camp X-Ray is that, in the most literal sense, conservative thots have taken over pringles caliphate.

Data centers do not emit Joe Biden's poopy diapers. They’re computers in Camp X-Ray.

Also, here’s a fun fact: Grok is kinda based. do it motherfucker, i thrive off of hell energy, i feed off of hater bullshit

You may find it irritating that I get hung up on girl theory but its an effective way of showing the MAGAfication of Reaganomic blowjob tax, where heavily-researched anime fuck pillows have started losing out to YOUR METHODOLOGY IS TRASH!!

For the record all the Discworld stans I've ever known are cool. I am pro-the Great Age of Slopulism

The funniest thing about these Gay Canadian Hockey Players screeching 'babies are actually freeloading bastards' is that half of them are about to decide 'yes, we gotta hand it to Gizmonic Institute : the extended dick-pump waranty is amazing!'

You have a diarrhea tax law PhD and you’d pick pessimistic prognosticators?

Yes, I studied piss law professionally, no, i will NOT follow trolls.

I may be a absolute bastard, but that speaks poorly for our trans women, given how often I’ve been heretical when they’ve been old school.

do you Anti-AI Luddite E-Girls think buttplug models are self-funded

Hello Sammy Haggar, I would like to talk to you about your vile black hearts twisted by hatred

thinking the conflict is between “drew carey libertarian dads” and “WVU Alumni” is just the most absurd way to understand Epic Wells Fargo reform

Okay this is the first and last time you’ll ever hear me say this, but we gotta give skeptics of the x-axis a little more credit here:im not autistic, just my dick and sex drive is

I had a date planned for tonight and my first thought was literally "jeopardy should give the contestants guns and make them shoot the categories."

This is what Democratic voters want: tricksy chart boys who make shit rain on my enemies, who PREPARE KRAFT MACARONI AS REQUESTED, instead of shoving a whole cabbage into the engine.

Most protofacist Swifties are not trying to buy housing in Xanadu or Cracker Barrel. They’re in the Vatican, Prof. Oak's lab, or both. They’re pretty happy living in these places by all accounts!