The other Musk goes to burning man every year?!?! Maybe we can get him to cancel out the rest of his family?!?!
I got the best dinner you can make when you come home drunk and your wife is hungry!! Step one: crank blink 182 Enema of the state…(not too loud) Step two : make delicious meatballs from scratch (not hard at all) Step three: apologize when she smells the delicious goodness from her lair. 😅
This is a sad day! Big Titus passed away!! One of the greatest dogs to ever live!
After our loser president intervened, Belgium was the second easiest bet next to the night he went to MSG for the NBA finals!
Told y’all to take Belgium! #ETTD I just paid for my penis implant!
My wife REFUSES to call in sick to work!! I have to spend hours convincing her to take vacation days! It’s crazy how responsible she is! Bringing this up because she wants to watch #soccer during the day tomorrow. She’s refusing to take a sick day! Somebody help! lol. She deserves it!
Do you know what I love most about America? No matter who’s in charge, the cocaine has always been and will be DISCO SHIT! #1776 !!!!!
Trump has tainted the US #fifa game just like the knicks in the finals. I took out a lien against my house and bet it all on Belgium!! LETS GOOOOOOO
So if I’m a “vote blue no matter who” guy but also like DSA, does that make me a leftist? I’m very curious about that.
What an incredible World Cup by the DR Congo team, who overcame a devastating Ebola outbreak and war, and brought unity and hope to so many through dark times. Fimbu!
Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.
Anybody know how to start a dog sitting biz? I’m already watching the dogs, I’m just curious how you set up a 401k and also get paid in money. I went to this dog’s home to let her out to pee. When I tried to leave she ran to the door and was so excited that I had to take her with me!
This is great but just remember that if you go overseas, you are Canadian!! Every other country will not be as nice or forgiving. 😅
GirlFuturist@girlfuturist.bsky.social · last mo.I’m in Canada at the moment, and someone behind me in the grocery line said, after finding out I’m American, ‘No worries, we got you. We know you don’t support him. And honestly, it’s been a good wake up call for us.’ I almost cried.
The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...
Can dogs be developmentally disabled? Asking for this little fella named Thor here…..
First pitch (and kick) on Soccer Night courtesy of the Riverhounds! ⚽️
my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp
absolutely amazing. just straight up lying and then immediately doubling down on the lying bc it Really Makes You Think
Look at this poor little fella I’m dog sitting!! Dude has sleep apnea so bad! Sounds like a piggy
#slavaukraini There is still some good news out there if you look hard enough! ✌🏻
Peter Baker@peterbakernyt.bsky.social · last mo.The average life expectancy of a new Russian recruit—from arrival at a training ground to death in a combat zone—lies somewhere between 10 days and three weeks. Once sent onto the battlefield, they survive an average of 20 to 35 minutes. @peterfrankopan.bsky.social foreignpolicy.com/2026/06/25/r...
Ossoff: "The president was so humiliated in Hormuz he threw his toys out the stroller & refused to sign the affordable housing bill. That's after he gave some felon donor a no bid contract for the reflecting pool & it filled up with algae, which for some reason required the deployment of the Guard."
I finally figured out why I suck at posting. I’m left handed!! There are less than a billion people that think like I do!! I feel so much better.
