— C ʀ ᴏ ᴡ ʟ ᴇ ʏ.
@demxncrowley.bsky.social
Also known as the Serpent of Eden. #RP / Parody Good Omens RP MDNI 21+ Not the real David Tennant
“Who said I was getting emotional? What did you do to my car? Don’t touch my car!” He was hiding his smile and how much he loved the attention he was getting. The world was finally smiling again.
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 6mo ago"Don't get too sentimental, Dad. It'll ruin your reputation. Besides, The Bentley even has a miniature one on the dashboard now. You're welcome." The 'bastard side' smirk graces his lips.
"A Teddy bear? Thank you, son. I didn't expect to receive a gift from you but I appreciate it a lot. Happy Valentine's Day, kid."
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 6mo ago"Happy Valentine's day, Family!" 1. @demxncrowley.bsky.social 2. @lusttodust.bsky.social 3. @oflawsandsins.bsky.social @xexmortis.bsky.social @ofdemonicfangs.bsky.social 4. @pclisades.bsky.social @jadedheart.bsky.social
"Thank you, angel. I know you like sharp things and you like Moonshine so… Happy Valentine's Day, angel."
𝓡𝓲𝓪𝓱@sxinnerx.bsky.social · 6mo ago"Happy Valentine's Day, Dear." @demxncrowley.bsky.social
Crowley leaned against the doorframe as he listened to Riah sing, a very odd thing to be able to listen since he still wasn't used to this version of his angel completely but he enjoyed it very much. "Unprofessional? Angel, your voice is anything but unprofessional." He only spoke after Riah +
𝓡𝓲𝓪𝓱@sxinnerx.bsky.social · 7mo ago- silhouette leaning against a Bentley, smelling of expensive smoke and reckless miracles. As the final, desperate 'hold on me' drifted into the vents, Azariah finally opened his eyes. "Completely unprofessional," he muttered to the shadows, trying to ignore the fact that his hands were shaking.
“I know, I know. But if you had inherited that ability, you too would be using the hell out of it.” He followed where he was pointing to take a whiff of the air. “He seems to have gone this way.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 8mo ago"You know, that will never not be weird, with you and my husband." He pointed in the direction Jashawn wandered off to. "That way, I think."
“Fuck. Where was the last place you saw him, perhaps I can sniff where he went from there.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 8mo agoA familiar phone is being waved around in his hand, and the charm dangling from it jingles. "It slipped out of his pants when he dropped them. Good luck."
|| Being dead for most of the day, only to wake up at 2 am. Can I hear a wahoo?
…I'm afraid your brother might have inherited my bad habit. Let me give him a call and see if I can get him to answer.
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 8mo agoHas anyone spotted a guy who looks just like me, but with brown hair and a beard, wandering around with his pants around his ankles? I might have missplaced my intoxicated twin.
He would still not mention anything else about his son-in-law “No, I didn’t.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 8mo agoHe wasn't mad, if anything, he was trying not to laugh at the circumstances. But, his husband was definitely wasn't a twink. "You didn't know that?"
“Fine! Sorry! See what I mean? I’ll keep my mouth shut. Seven years older?!”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 8mo agoHis jaw drops, staring. "Dad! He's not...that. I'm really starting to dislike that word. Plus, he's older than I am by seven years."
“I know, kid. I noticed his physique, but I wasn’t going to say anything about it. If anything I’d say he’s the twink.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 8mo ago"Oh...I wasn't trying to...Mm."
“I’m not one to judge and I’m not going to criticise your husband. I don’t want any trouble with you, or him.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 8mo ago"No, not really. But, you've seen my husband. He's a beanpole with muscle. A cute one, at that."
“Just making sure.” He retuned the squeeze and smirked. “Not too lanky for you? Good.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 8mo ago"I did say I was alright. Well, aside from feeling like I could vomit." He softly chuckles, gently squeezing his father before pulling away. "I don't know...I just felt like doing that since the last time we spoke." He shrugs.
He was surprised by the sudden hug but returned it immediately, not willing to let the moment pass. “Anytime… you ok, son?”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 8mo ago"No, I'm alright. Thanks, dad." He wraps his arms around his father's shoulders, pulling him in for a hug.
“Thank you.” His smirk grew bigger. Until he heard his son, which led to his face contorting. “I don’t need that kind of information in my brain and you know that’s not what I meant.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 9mo ago"Honestly, you're both sassholes." He stares at his father for a moment, blinking, then tilting his head. "I don't know...he's pretty gay." He hums absentmindedly. "Very pretty and gay."
I don’t know, I think he hit the nail on the head.
He laughed before shaking his head. “I was afraid you ended up more like me. I like the angel better.” He curled his upper lip. “If he were that kind of person still, I would scare him straight.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 9mo agoThe smirk is returned. "You’re just now getting that? As I’ve told my little brother, I’m a sassy genius." He frowns slightly, shifting his stance. "He was like that when we first met. Mama’s scent is what saved me. Thank fuck I took his jacket. BUT, he’s not that person anymore."
He stared at his son, arched eyebrow before smirking. “You have your mama’s sass. I thought you don’t like doing the miracle thing. I honestly believe you wouldn’t be here if he was that type of hunter. I’m glad he’s taking care of you though.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 9mo ago"You know, I can do the thing too." He snorts at the hiss. "Oh-ho...don't let him hear that. And he isn't a hunter anymore, at least not a shoot first and ask questions never type. ThankYEWverymuch."
“You’re being too dramatic, son. You’re not killing anyone, you’re just causing bruises. It’s a big difference. And I could always snap my fingers and get everything sorted.” He made a face and hissed. “I’d like to think I’m very different from a hunter. Thankyouverymuch.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 9mo ago"I thought you didn't like it when humans are harmed?" He raised a brow. "I think my husband is rubbing off on you, in many ways. Wait. That sounded..." He grunts. "Yousoundlikevictor."
“Watch you shooting at him? Ah, alright. Because if he has anything to say about my granddaughters…”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 9mo ago"It was an amazing night for sure. Watch what? No, he's never met them and I'd like to keep it that way for as long as possible."
“You had your hunting night? Without killing, that is. Sounds fun. Can I watch? Hold on. Does he not like the girls?”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 9mo ago"Victor brought me along for a hayride in the woods, and we pelted people dressed up as various monsters. You can still have the sleepover, but I typically wait until they're at school to mess with him since that's when he usually drops by."
“What did you get into in Halloween? Then let me take the girls for you, we’ll make it a sleepover and you can shoot him.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 9mo ago"Why? I have paintball guns in the guest bedroom left over from last Halloween. I can just grab one and start pelting him if he pisses me off enough. You know, maybe when the girls aren't around...now that I think about it."
“That’s very true. Want me to make it happen?”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 9mo ago"Why? I can still take shots at him with paintballs."
“Paintball! That was a strategy to build trust and some shit like that. Try going to paintball. If you want to work on that relationship for your husband’s sake. Er… maybe after having the baby.”
JUDE MERCER@vengefulshade.bsky.social · 9mo ago"Remy is the name, a friend from Victor's hunting days, so if you're talking about an ex Reaper, then absolutely, he's one of them. To be honest, he's a jackass...He's lucky my husband cares about him, or he wouldn't be breathing."
