Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide...
@denningbadger.bsky.social
NSFW European badger so be 18 or come back when you're 35. The event horizon of horrible. Formerly insulting, currently affable. Headmaster of Denning's Obedience School. Suit by @azflip.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/user/denningbadger
Has anyone checked in on @nanoff.bsky.social's capybara to see if he's all right? That boy was in need of a great deal of aftercare...
If Spain wins the world cup, it will be the first time I've ever witnessed the capybara bottom. IYKYK.
Just saw a graphic that said "Transphobes are little bitches", and immediately I imagined someone replying "As a little bitch, I strongly object to being equated with a transphobe"
Part of my haul from the AC dealer's den. I knew @brokowski.bsky.social was going to break my heart and he did, damn him, and it was the sweetest ending possible, thank you for the mercy at the end.
Late night suiting? May I have the strength!
Elevator con! Took me an hour and fifteen minutes to visit the front desk and back. Dampening my desire to suit.
I may or may not have hugged @galefrostbane.bsky.social this morning during a rehearsal
Achievement unlocked: was in the vicinity of @bigbluefox.bsky.social’s camera during @firr.bsky.social’s set. My best chance at immortality.
Spent the afternoon devouring "Empire of Secrets" by @sampson.bsky.social. A bit harrowing in places yet a satisfying conclusion. My personal favorite parts were the recurring mystical badger and the pizza bear who got a tiny bit of recognition after all.
Ooh, just realized I’ll be around photographers this weekend. I’d better still fit in the suit 🤨
Truth be known, I'm a bit lazy. Hustle and bustle? Not for me, thank you. Getting dressed? Why bother. Having a nice lie-in? Splendid! Join me if you like. Or if you dare. Character study (and what a character I am!) by @brokowski.bsky.social
It's a true mystery of the universe how so many excellent pieces by @brotherrat.bsky.social elude me, sometimes for months
I just fucking love Minotaur Hotel.
Smashing! I'm about to be rendered by @brokowski.bsky.social! I'm sure he'll bring out the finer points of my personality.
This would have been delightful in my previous, insult-hurling days. Not sure I'd have as much use for it now. Maybe I'm the wankpuffin.
Learn the difference. Non-kinky dungeons have no place in today's world.
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As a fat old badger myself, I'm conflicted
Chief Badger sitting in underwear
I implore my more dominant-minded fellows: don't ignore this perfectly fine, wonderful, and serviceable dirty slut!
I thought this was a cool pic to take but I can't think of anything witty to say about it other than having the desire to wear it again for someone. Who's gonna come and put me into subspace and make me your dirty slut?
Face reveal! WRONG answers only. (But it's quite close to right!)
Face reveal! WRONG answers only.
TIL that I'm represented four times on rule34.xxx and three times on e621.net. Not sure if I'm more surprised that I'm there at all or that the rest of my FA gallery hasn't yet been plundered.
Can confirm all of it and indeed the entire thread
6. Some more reasons, which I collected on this piece of paper in 2015, and remain possibly even more relevant in the frightening new world of 2026.
I wish I could be a streamer so I could have a neat animated avatar. But I have no idea what I'd stream. Accordion practice? That would wear out its welcome fast.
Scott Adams died? Well...
There's a lot of downtime as well. We of the elder generation need our rest and recoup time. That's where the politics come back in.
Made the mistake of trying to find a chart about inflation by searching for inflation on here and got a reminder that while most people think Bluesky is a place for politics, it's actually a place for furries to jack off
I'm not at all sure being a mischievous and libidinous old badger on the internet is the proper response to such a horrid world at the moment. Certainly it shouldn't be the only response. But it does seem that the best way to keep one's freedoms is to exercise them with vigor.