Jacob deNobel

@denobel.bsky.social

Junk enthusiast.

I feel like Scorpion would have been an easy win for the Raimi Spider-Man movies. JJJ gets a guy to fight Spider-Man in a scorpion suit, you have a big battle. He realizes he’s stuck in it and now Spidey has to reluctantly try and save the life of the guy who was hiring people to end his

Mad that Marvel is bringing Gosling in for this bad idea when Wyatt Cenac and Jackson Publick pitched them a ‘70s set Heroes for Hire movie with Gosling and Terry Crews that they rejected back during the early days From my Cenac interview:

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Hard to believe that Chuck Russell launched the film careers of Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz AND the Rock (I know The Mask was the third volley of Carrey’s Magic ‘94, but it’s the one that really cemented him as an A-Lister)

I still have a sneaking suspicion that Tim Burton cut Depp out of his life and would love to know his thoughts about Depp being deemed the creator of Edward Scissorhands and the Mad Hatter

This guy just got busted by an undercover cop for hosting these photoshoots in our local mall parking garage and I’m dying both at the insanity of this grift and the million wild things about this flyer

Once in a lifetime exotic photoshoot with a monkey lemur iguana and boa

Absolutely love the gag in Lois and Clark where there’s an evil alternate universe where Clark never became Superman and the first clue that everything’s wrong is the Charlton Heston is president