Tim Myers

@denvercoder.com

Software developer but a mediocre one at best. Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always! https://denvercoder.com Co-Founded: https://reactivue.com

Who wants to invest in my startup. We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy. Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!! I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔

2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4. 2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.

Big blue alien head guy. Caption says, “Bitch that’s cable. Congratulations on inventing cable.

Something is really bugging me. In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….

My wife yelled at me to stop poking her butt and to just look at it. I guess it’s true that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

DO NOT USE PERIOD TRACKING APPS. NONE OF THEM. 23 states have formed a coalition (led by Texas) and are working on legislation to sue for women’s health records and data in order to arrest and incarcerate them and their providers for abortion

💙 NoHopium 💙@nohopium369.bsky.social · 2y ago

No, nothing to be concerned about here with Peter Thiel investing in femtechs, like this period tracking app. futurism.com/neoscope/pet...

The HEIGHT of technology is being stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, texting a neighbor, opening the garage door for them, unlocking the smart lock, and getting more TP without having to get up. This is the future.

If I ever meet Rainn Wilson I’m not going to do anything tacky like ask for a picture or autograph. I’ll only ask him if he really fired that bazooka.