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anyways I have to go back to important things. See ya later gators.

( Sources say... check back in six months. )

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲@bestonemyheart.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Gently checking if he lives.

checking in after a leave of absence and yeah I guess that's about what I expected to see. okay I disappear under mysterious circumstances again.

meep meep.

( distant beeping sound. )

Hmm. Meep, meep.

hugged and beepo'd.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Hugs. Meepo.

long and drawn out mweep.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 8mo ago

👀

Beep, and maybe even meep.

bweep, bweep .

meep meep.

to do list: ^&$%! johnny storm and then %^&$&*$! his %^$&!!

How long do y'think it'll take for the Elders to notice I keep making flame dupes so I can wander off and play video games in the corner while they have their whole Chess-Off or whatever.

everything burns light it up let's go light it up let's go i'm on fire burning brighter than anyone alive i'm way too hot to touch so just remember if you try everything burns

They won't let me play this song on the Building's speaker system anymore...

They won't let me play this song on the Building's speaker system anymore...

okay I gotta go back to being a sentient chess piece, laters.

hey can i get a

... Okay, but seriously, I don't remember slot machines and poker cards being part of chess. Or like.. did I super duper hit my head on something.

Uhhh... y'know, uh, edge of the universe, realm of the Elders, um... I dunno the address or whatever. It's probably got some really fancy name I don't know and felt too scared to ask for.

𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜@worldsmartestgirl.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Of course you wouldn't..... Well I'm sending the book through now to.... Wherever the hell you are

Uhhh... I wasn't paying attention during Chess Class?

𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜@worldsmartestgirl.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Ok yea I cam do that Also how do you not know the basics of Chess, Uncle Johnny? I feel like that's something everyone knows

Uhhh... The really ominous looking glowy starry one in the lab, yeah. Well... I figure starting somewhere basic will help? Maybe?

𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜@worldsmartestgirl.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I can't even make a portal yet.... Or wait did you just mean the normal one in the lab? Also I don't know how that's gonna help you

It's still level eighty-two...

YERAY KIRKPATRICK@ghcststory.bsky.social · 8mo ago

That sounds very cool, to be honest.

Can you send me a Chess For Dummies book through a portal?

𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜@worldsmartestgirl.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I don't know if I should be concerned about Uncle Johnny's statements or just ignore it and focus on my own stuff like usual.....

"Ah... Can't say I'm familiar with the field or business. Most of the jewelry in our Building is... Well, gadgetry and gizmos."

Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)@forgedheart.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"Ben Bridge. It's a nice jewelry shop."

For the record I don't even remember how to play chess and at this point, I'm too scared to ask the Elders to explain it to me. Like uh. When does the ace of spades get to move on the board, or why is the club of diamonds on E62? what square is 42-F. help.

𝓙𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝓢𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢 — 𝓣𝙝𝙚 𝓗𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝓣𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙝 .ᐟ 🔥💖@deorbitburn.bsky.social · 8mo ago

also busy being a chess piece in a really big galactic chess game but like. that's not really that interesting to talk about honestly.

Well now I have to level up my reference understanding.

Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)@forgedheart.bsky.social · 8mo ago

🎶Your personal jeweler...🎶

sorry been busy. leveling up my goldsmith proficiency. You know how it is.