But will he take the call?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 11h ago

Lindell: "I know a guy. I have an advantage over everyone up here. I can call up the president!"

Ho would have been just as accurate and a whole lot shorter.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · yesterday

Trump promotes the book by the lawyer who represented Jeffrey Epstein

In Trump's defense, the Pope is from Chicago and we all know how he feels about my filthy, blue city.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · yesterday

Trump on domestic abuser Max Miller: “He’s a good person.” Trump on trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell: “I wish her well.” Trump on the Pope: “He needs to shut up!”

And this would be a very interesting precedent to set given the current administration's track record on answering questions honestly ... or just answering questions period.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2d ago

A committee led by Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) plans to hold a vote Thursday morning on whether Anthony Fauci was in contempt of Congress when the scientist refused to answer questions in a hearing last week, Paul’s office announced.

Where dedicated MAGA volunteers will be waiting to explain paying bills to their leader.

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social · 2d ago

Please send your grocery and fuel bills to: President Donald J. Trump The White House Washington, DC 20500

Does every administration official who gets thrown under a bus somehow think they will be different? New definition of insanity for our times.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d ago

Poor Jeanine Pirro. It’s always sad when a vicious liar loses their job because they unscrupulously tried to ruin the life of an innocent American hero to appease the most repellent man in America. Drink up, sweetie.

Damn, they made me log on to Twitter & this is what I found. Maybe he should be swearing at the ex SIL instead of Dr. Fauci.

Wonder what donny-boy sees when he looks in the mirror, because that's the way he sees all his beautification projects.

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Because so many Republicans are so insecure that only by embracing the idea that they, as white people, are divinely placed above all other races can they function. They elect people who amplify that belief. It’s never their fault that they fail - it’s a minority taking away their American Dream.

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · 5d ago

Why are so many Republicans just genuinely horrible, hateful people? 🤨

Chicago suburbs: Heavy downpour, thunder, lightning, all phones going off with tornado warnings (plus air raid sirens) means trip to basement. Nothing upset daughter until internet went out. Then it was crisis mode. Luckily it was back pretty fast.

He’ll return during The Rapture

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2w ago

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) is facing growing calls to be more transparent about his health nearly six weeks after he was hospitalized. McConnell, 84, has not specified when he will return, fueling speculation.

Run? More like fat waddle.

Adam Kinzinger@adamkinzinger.substack.com · 2w ago

If trump had been on the titanic he’d be the guy running around looking for women’s clothing to wear

Katie Phang on Todd Blanche's latest response in her Epstein lawsuit: "The fact it took them seven days to write two and a third pages of nothing ... They don't know what they're doing. They are swimming in the deep end and they don't have their baby floaties to help them."

You're forgetting that Big Macs contain "2 all beef patties, special sauce, LETTUCE, cheese, pickles, onions and a sesame seed bun" so don't give up hope just yet.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2w ago

I am saddened this week by the knowledge that Donald J. Trump never eats salads.

See point number 4.

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 2w ago

Foreclosures increased 21% in the first half of this year. Student loan defaults are at a record high. Total household debt is also at a record high of $18.8 trillion. Meanwhile, corporate profits are the highest they’ve ever been. “New Golden Age” for whom?

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Once they get the gates of hell opened, could they check around for Mitch?

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Being able to pay for something with a Pedo might be the only reason anyone would want this. I mean, as long as you were vocal about it.

**°•.FAFO.•°**@fafo-ez-one.bsky.social · 3w ago

Well, who will lose then? How are they betting?

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w ago

From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: President Trump will attend the 2026 World Cup final, the White House press secretary confirmed, adding that Trump would travel to New York City on Friday to attend a FIFA reception at Trump Tower in Manhattan.

You seriously expect functional illiterates to understand grammar and punctuation?

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes.bsky.social · 3w ago

Why the tilde in “1776~2026”?

The only things that need more daylight are The Epstein Files.

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · 3w ago

Detractors said permanent daylight saving time would lead to darker and potentially more hazardous winter mornings, where children will be waiting for school buses and parents will be driving to work in darkness.

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Grief affects us all differently. meow

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4w ago

Spelled his name wrong.

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Probably a scam since I heard budget cuts combined with unusually high gate volumes are making Hell wait times even longer than usual, so he'd still be in processing.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 4w ago

Mitch McConnell keeps calling me, but I get scared by the recorded message: “This collect call is coming from Hell. Will you accept the charges?” I mean, that’s probably a lot of money.

But have they entered their Plea of Rachmones yet?

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Womp womp

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